pimplestix

The nickname of any male who purposely has unprotected sex with a female while having genital warts.

Hey guys check out Pimplestix, he's picking up another raspberry.

by Phartman July 09, 2004

grease cakes

A slow, dim-witted young man by the name of Mike Peterson. He likes to pork overweight older women with paunches.

Grease cakes is coming over! Hide your folks!

by Phartman July 09, 2004

Private Punchcock

A game where someone hits another in the ding-a-ling rather solidly while the other person is not looking.

Scotty B and Dweazy enjoyed a nice game of Private Punchcock.

by Phartman March 18, 2011

Stink Star

A butthole.

When Carl pulled his pants down to moon everyone, we could all see his stink star.

by Phartman December 24, 2009

Grumper

Any toilet, outhouse or fecal collecting area.

Drew just laid a lincoln log in Cab's grumper.

by Phartman February 28, 2013

Sergeant Slapnuts

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.

Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.

by Phartman March 18, 2011

corculis punjai

The nasty infected cheese surrounding your toes.

Dude, I have to start treating my corculis punjai.

by Phartman July 09, 2004