spleege

Racking your scrote on a bicycle.

As I wiped out, I spleeged on my bike.

by Phartman July 10, 2004

Neapolitan Icecream

A creampie by a white guy in a black chick. (strawberry is the pussy, chocolate is the girl, and vanilla is the white guy.)

I just had some Neapolitan Icecream the other night with Halle Berry!

by Phartman April 08, 2009

pimplestiltskin

Another term for any male who engages in unprotected sex while knowingly having genital warts. (sounds like Rumplestiltskin)

Grab the beer, Pimplestiltskin is here!!!

by Phartman July 10, 2004

William Shatnered

When you drink too much alcohol you pass out.

I got "William Shatnered" last New Years Eve.

by Phartman December 24, 2009

Grumper

Any toilet, outhouse or fecal collecting area.

Drew just laid a lincoln log in Cab's grumper.

by Phartman February 28, 2013

grease cakes

A slow, dim-witted young man by the name of Mike Peterson. He likes to pork overweight older women with paunches.

Grease cakes is coming over! Hide your folks!

by Phartman July 10, 2004

sex down

To engage in intercourse with any female numerous times as primarily a booty call.

How's it goin Kimmy-sex-down?

by Phartman July 10, 2004