Peterson's definitions

Hello World

A common program written to demostrate the syntax of a programming language.

// Hello World In Java!
class HelloWorld()
{
public static void main(String args)
{
System.out.println("Hello world");
}
}

by peterson June 18, 2004

fish

Not meat.

I am a vegetarian who eats fish, not meat.

by Peterson September 2, 2003

fish

Meat. Not.

Fish is commonly understood to be meat. It is not.

by Peterson September 2, 2003

fish

Food substance that can be eaten by those who consider themselves reasonably humane, but cannot face eating vegetable alone.

Peterson eats fish.

by Peterson September 2, 2003

Linford

Person who drives other people's cars, particularly their father's car.

Stop being a Linford and get your own car!

by Peterson August 28, 2003

Linford

Slack scrotum generally found covered in aspic or creosote. Can be pursuaded to work by poking repeatedly with a stick.

He was particularly like Linford in his attitude to work.

by Peterson August 27, 2003

Quief

Sometimes happens, due to pressure changes in the vagina particularly during the orgasm. //Expulsion of air after or during sexual intercourse.

by Peterson April 18, 2003