Peterson's definitions

Linford

Slack scrotum generally found covered in aspic or creosote. Can be pursuaded to work by poking repeatedly with a stick.

He was particularly like Linford in his attitude to work.

by Peterson August 27, 2003

Linford

Person who drives other people's cars, particularly their father's car.

Stop being a Linford and get your own car!

by Peterson August 28, 2003

fish

Not meat.

I am a vegetarian who eats fish, not meat.

by Peterson September 2, 2003

fish

Meat. Not.

Fish is commonly understood to be meat. It is not.

by Peterson September 2, 2003

fish

Food substance that can be eaten by those who consider themselves reasonably humane, but cannot face eating vegetable alone.

Peterson eats fish.

by Peterson September 2, 2003

ski

A (drug) scale; usually of the digital variety.

"Yo Tory, where's your ski? I need to weigh up that QP."

by Peterson September 7, 2004

dipey

Used as an adjective to describe someone in a sour or baby-like state.
Created by Brett Dejeuner of Scarboro.

"Yo, Ffejman has been dipes since Kristina left him."
"The weather is causing me to feel dipey today."

by Peterson September 7, 2004