Peter Greenwall's definitions

Ashed in

stuck where you are due to volcanic ash grounding all flights

excuse me, how long are we gonna be ashed in for?

impossible to say, the last time Eyjafjallajokull erupted it went on for 2 years. But I doubt you'll be ashed in for that long

by Peter Greenwall April 18, 2010

Bitch Pitch

the pitch reached by your girlfriend / wife's angry voice that automatically makes you stop listening

dude, what was your girlfriend saying about you leaving your underwear lying around, and the toilet seat up, and squeezing from the bottom of the toothpaste?

I don't know, I stopped listening after she reached her bitch pitch

by Peter Greenwall January 20, 2010

Date Rip

an expensive date that leads nowhere

Leon: hey how did your date go with that girl you met on facebook?

Peter: Holy crap dude, complete date rip!! She gets nailed on 3 mojitos, orders the seafood platter, bitched about all her cheap friends, doesn't even offer to pay when the bill comes, and then when I take her home she blows me a kiss and says 'call me'.

by Peter Greenwall January 22, 2010

Fleece Floozy

a sexy woman who uses her pussy power to bag a wealthy man in order to fleece him of his financial assets

I wonder if Hugh Hefner worries that his latest young wife could be a Fleece Floozy

by Peter Greenwall January 21, 2011

monobiguous

having a single meaning only; not open to more than one interpretation

Jackie: Jeeze I desperately need cream on my face

Helen: WTF!? Who's cream you after? That's a little ambiguous don't you think?

Jackie: NO IT'S NOT! It's completely monobiguous - my face is dry and it needs cream

by Peter Greenwall April 16, 2011

PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought)

A period of silence in the middle of a digital chat or after an email you sent, where you fear that something you said might have been horribly misconstrued

OMG, having a massive PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought) after telling Jackie that I'd be interested in having No Strings Attached (NSA) sex with her - does she now think I'm not interested in her? Does she think I'm a player and this is my style? Should I clarify on our date tonight? Are we even on for tonight? Why won't she respond on BB IM? Why won't she answer my calls now? How do I make it right? Arghhh!!!

by Peter Greenwall December 12, 2010

Hysterical Accuracy

'dramatic purposes'; changing the facts to make your story funnier or more interesting (and possibly to dodge potential defamatory / libel lawsuits)

some of the characters names and certain locations and events have been fictionalised for hysterical accuracy

by Peter Greenwall May 14, 2011