the pitch reached by your girlfriend / wife's angry voice that automatically makes you stop listening
dude, what was your girlfriend saying about you leaving your underwear lying around, and the toilet seat up, and squeezing from the bottom of the toothpaste?
I don't know, I stopped listening after she reached her bitch pitch
I don't know, I stopped listening after she reached her bitch pitch
by Peter Greenwall January 20, 2010
Get the Bitch Pitchmug. the hot topic of the day - referring to the twitter use of the '#' symbol to address a specific topic
e.g. 1: hey tweeps what's going on? what's the hashtag dejour?
e.g. 2: I will not tweet anything cynical about the hashtag dejour if you tell me which channel the royal wedding is NOT on
e.g. 2: I will not tweet anything cynical about the hashtag dejour if you tell me which channel the royal wedding is NOT on
by Peter Greenwall May 21, 2011
Get the hashtag dejourmug. knowledge under construction
all entries in the urban dictionary are guessedge until they make it into wikipedia, which is when they become 'knowledge'
guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere
when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities
all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'
guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere
when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities
all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'
by Peter Greenwall February 04, 2009
Get the guessedgemug. the sudden realisation that it would be impossible to make it to the intermission of some kind of theatrical production
within the first 10 minutes of Witches of Eastwick I figured 'Intermission Impossible', and had to figure out an escape plan
by Peter Greenwall March 18, 2013
Get the Intermission Impossiblemug. Jackie: Jeeze I desperately need cream on my face
Helen: WTF!? Who's cream you after? That's a little ambiguous don't you think?
Jackie: NO IT'S NOT! It's completely monobiguous - my face is dry and it needs cream
Helen: WTF!? Who's cream you after? That's a little ambiguous don't you think?
Jackie: NO IT'S NOT! It's completely monobiguous - my face is dry and it needs cream
by Peter Greenwall April 16, 2011
Get the monobiguousmug. the traumatic stress you feel between the moment you post something on the Internet and the moment somebody likes it or responds
so I post this hilarious pic of me playing air guitar and within 37 minutes I get no response. No likes, no comments. Nothing. So here I am staring blankly at my Facebook wall with a severe case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as I wait for somebody to like my hilarious new update
by Peter Greenwall March 11, 2013
Get the Post Traumatic Stress Disordermug. ACROBUZZANYM examples:
e.g.1 SCUBA - Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus
e.g.2.RAM - Random Access Memory
e.g.3 IDIOTS - Institutions for Decisions Involving Organization & Temporary Solutions
(still to catch on)
e.g.1 SCUBA - Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus
e.g.2.RAM - Random Access Memory
e.g.3 IDIOTS - Institutions for Decisions Involving Organization & Temporary Solutions
(still to catch on)
by Peter Greenwall February 04, 2009
Get the Acrobuzzanymmug.