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the taxonomy of mysteries; the practice of labeling confusion in order to make new conditions or weird phenomena feel understandable and normal
all entries in the urban dictionary come about through mystonomy
why do I feel the need to chase supermodels and buy sports cars even though I’m married with kids? via mystonomy, that becomes ‘mid-life crisis’ (source unknown)
why do I feel depressed? via mystonomy: ‘depression' (source unknown)
how is it that we don't fall off the planet? via mystonomy: 'gravity' by Isaac Newton
why am I utterly bored at work? via mystonomy: 'boreout' by Peter Werder
why does my penis shrink when it gets cold? via mystonomy: 'shrinkage' by Seinfeld
why do I feel the need to chase supermodels and buy sports cars even though I’m married with kids? via mystonomy, that becomes ‘mid-life crisis’ (source unknown)
why do I feel depressed? via mystonomy: ‘depression' (source unknown)
how is it that we don't fall off the planet? via mystonomy: 'gravity' by Isaac Newton
why am I utterly bored at work? via mystonomy: 'boreout' by Peter Werder
why does my penis shrink when it gets cold? via mystonomy: 'shrinkage' by Seinfeld
by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
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I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.
ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be
Example 2:
what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'
Example 3:
How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...
I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.
ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be
Example 2:
what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'
Example 3:
How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...
by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011
Get the go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' mug.the pitch reached by your girlfriend / wife's angry voice that automatically makes you stop listening
dude, what was your girlfriend saying about you leaving your underwear lying around, and the toilet seat up, and squeezing from the bottom of the toothpaste?
I don't know, I stopped listening after she reached her bitch pitch
I don't know, I stopped listening after she reached her bitch pitch
by Peter Greenwall January 20, 2010
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e.g.1 SCUBA - Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus
e.g.2.RAM - Random Access Memory
e.g.3 IDIOTS - Institutions for Decisions Involving Organization & Temporary Solutions
(still to catch on)
e.g.1 SCUBA - Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus
e.g.2.RAM - Random Access Memory
e.g.3 IDIOTS - Institutions for Decisions Involving Organization & Temporary Solutions
(still to catch on)
by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
Get the Acrobuzzanym mug.that short-lived personal satisfaction you get just after upgrading your software to the latest version
oh what an upgrade high I'm on - I'm now running the latest version of Skype, BBM and BB Sync for Mac. Pity it will only last a few days...
by Peter Greenwall November 13, 2011
Get the Upgrade High mug.FABOL: Fashionable Adjective Based On Lifestyle
Fabolling: (pr like 'labeling')
remixing a trendy adjective to sell your product
Fabolling: (pr like 'labeling')
remixing a trendy adjective to sell your product
examples of a FABOL (FABOLLING)
dolphin friendly cars
eco-friendly movies
organic cellphones
carbon neutral Sky TV
fairtrade lesbian pornography – where all actresses were paid a minimum of $1000 per scene, so no exploitation going on here folks
dolphin friendly cars
eco-friendly movies
organic cellphones
carbon neutral Sky TV
fairtrade lesbian pornography – where all actresses were paid a minimum of $1000 per scene, so no exploitation going on here folks
by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
Get the FABOL (FABOLLING) mug.Leon: hey how did your date go with that girl you met on facebook?
Peter: Holy crap dude, complete date rip!! She gets nailed on 3 mojitos, orders the seafood platter, bitched about all her cheap friends, doesn't even offer to pay when the bill comes, and then when I take her home she blows me a kiss and says 'call me'.
Peter: Holy crap dude, complete date rip!! She gets nailed on 3 mojitos, orders the seafood platter, bitched about all her cheap friends, doesn't even offer to pay when the bill comes, and then when I take her home she blows me a kiss and says 'call me'.
by Peter Greenwall January 22, 2010
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