stop tweaking words with the TW twefix - it's not twendy anymore, its just retwiculous so twut the twuck up
by Peter Greenwall April 30, 2011
the pitch reached by your girlfriend / wife's angry voice that automatically makes you stop listening
dude, what was your girlfriend saying about you leaving your underwear lying around, and the toilet seat up, and squeezing from the bottom of the toothpaste?
I don't know, I stopped listening after she reached her bitch pitch
I don't know, I stopped listening after she reached her bitch pitch
by Peter Greenwall January 20, 2010
that short-lived personal satisfaction you get just after upgrading your software to the latest version
oh what an upgrade high I'm on - I'm now running the latest version of Skype, BBM and BB Sync for Mac. Pity it will only last a few days...
by Peter Greenwall June 02, 2011
(Hyper Awareness of Realworld And Social Media Simultaneously) - the ability to post on social media while also being fully present in the moment
PETER: What kind of Social Media Whore are you that you can't put your phone away at this concert and just enjoy it, you know? FFS live in the moment! Why do you have to constantly video, tweet and post about it?
TONI: Because Ive taught myself to have Multiple HARASMS
TONI: Because Ive taught myself to have Multiple HARASMS
by Peter Greenwall September 26, 2018
that ballet dancer has the most perfect yogalingus body
that gymnast is giving me so many new yogalingus ideas
our yoga teacher showed us 4 new positions perfect for yogalingus - frog pose, camel pose, boat pose and cobblers pose
try saying 'the myth of miss muffet' or 'noose noshing much mush' - it's like yogalingus for your tongue
that gymnast is giving me so many new yogalingus ideas
our yoga teacher showed us 4 new positions perfect for yogalingus - frog pose, camel pose, boat pose and cobblers pose
try saying 'the myth of miss muffet' or 'noose noshing much mush' - it's like yogalingus for your tongue
by Peter Greenwall February 04, 2009
a sexy woman who uses her pussy power to bag a wealthy man in order to fleece him of his financial assets
by Peter Greenwall January 20, 2011
knowledge acquired subconsciously; the transfer of information from a high concentration (what you know about) to a low concentration (what you don't know), leading to a sudden solution; knowing something without knowing how you know it
e.g.1: On hiring a car and getting horribly lost, it suddenly occurred to the captain of the ship: why can't I have satellite navigation in my car? He had just invented it by Osknowsis.
e.g.2: "Dude, how do you know all the lyrics to Piano Man?"
Osknowsis - I don't remember learning them!
e.g.2: "Dude, how do you know all the lyrics to Piano Man?"
Osknowsis - I don't remember learning them!
by Peter Greenwall February 04, 2009