Peter Greenwall's definitions
the taxonomy of mysteries; the practice of labeling confusion in order to make new conditions or weird phenomena feel understandable and normal
all entries in the urban dictionary come about through mystonomy
why do I feel the need to chase supermodels and buy sports cars even though I’m married with kids? via mystonomy, that becomes ‘mid-life crisis’ (source unknown)
why do I feel depressed? via mystonomy: ‘depression' (source unknown)
how is it that we don't fall off the planet? via mystonomy: 'gravity' by Isaac Newton
why am I utterly bored at work? via mystonomy: 'boreout' by Peter Werder
why does my penis shrink when it gets cold? via mystonomy: 'shrinkage' by Seinfeld
why do I feel the need to chase supermodels and buy sports cars even though I’m married with kids? via mystonomy, that becomes ‘mid-life crisis’ (source unknown)
why do I feel depressed? via mystonomy: ‘depression' (source unknown)
how is it that we don't fall off the planet? via mystonomy: 'gravity' by Isaac Newton
why am I utterly bored at work? via mystonomy: 'boreout' by Peter Werder
why does my penis shrink when it gets cold? via mystonomy: 'shrinkage' by Seinfeld
by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
Get the Mystonomymug. that ballet dancer has the most perfect yogalingus body
that gymnast is giving me so many new yogalingus ideas
our yoga teacher showed us 4 new positions perfect for yogalingus - frog pose, camel pose, boat pose and cobblers pose
try saying 'the myth of miss muffet' or 'noose noshing much mush' - it's like yogalingus for your tongue
that gymnast is giving me so many new yogalingus ideas
our yoga teacher showed us 4 new positions perfect for yogalingus - frog pose, camel pose, boat pose and cobblers pose
try saying 'the myth of miss muffet' or 'noose noshing much mush' - it's like yogalingus for your tongue
by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
Get the yogalingusmug. a fee that restaurants with unused tables could charge for people who want to bring their own food, as long as they order drinks
Hostess: Table for 2?
Diner: Well actually we were just on our way home to eat our take-aways and we saw all these empty tables outside your pub, so we were wondering if you'd let us sit outside. You're welcome to charge us a 'forkage' and we'll order 2 beers...
Hostess: so you'd like to have a picnic at our restaurant. Is that correct?
Diner: kind of yes! But if you're concerned about the take-away boxes, you could serve us the food on your own plates - we promise to tip the waiter! Why don't you suggest the concept to your boss, as a way to fill unused tables?
Diner: Well actually we were just on our way home to eat our take-aways and we saw all these empty tables outside your pub, so we were wondering if you'd let us sit outside. You're welcome to charge us a 'forkage' and we'll order 2 beers...
Hostess: so you'd like to have a picnic at our restaurant. Is that correct?
Diner: kind of yes! But if you're concerned about the take-away boxes, you could serve us the food on your own plates - we promise to tip the waiter! Why don't you suggest the concept to your boss, as a way to fill unused tables?
by Peter Greenwall October 31, 2011
Get the forkagemug. Leon: hey how did your date go with that girl you met on facebook?
Peter: Holy crap dude, complete date rip!! She gets nailed on 3 mojitos, orders the seafood platter, bitched about all her cheap friends, doesn't even offer to pay when the bill comes, and then when I take her home she blows me a kiss and says 'call me'.
Peter: Holy crap dude, complete date rip!! She gets nailed on 3 mojitos, orders the seafood platter, bitched about all her cheap friends, doesn't even offer to pay when the bill comes, and then when I take her home she blows me a kiss and says 'call me'.
by Peter Greenwall January 22, 2010
Get the Date Ripmug. FABOL: Fashionable Adjective Based On Lifestyle
Fabolling: (pr like 'labeling')
remixing a trendy adjective to sell your product
Fabolling: (pr like 'labeling')
remixing a trendy adjective to sell your product
examples of a FABOL (FABOLLING)
dolphin friendly cars
eco-friendly movies
organic cellphones
carbon neutral Sky TV
fairtrade lesbian pornography – where all actresses were paid a minimum of $1000 per scene, so no exploitation going on here folks
dolphin friendly cars
eco-friendly movies
organic cellphones
carbon neutral Sky TV
fairtrade lesbian pornography – where all actresses were paid a minimum of $1000 per scene, so no exploitation going on here folks
by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
Get the FABOL (FABOLLING)mug. the modern rebranding of reciprocity in transactional relationships, where the give and take is crystal clear: he offers finance security, or unsolicited display of affection (random dic pic) and she offers her... well assets. Think of it as the mutual exchange economy for trophy vibes and bedroom favours
Dude, I paid for her nails, dinner and that surprise spa day - don't you think a little #recipussity is fair?
by Peter Greenwall December 12, 2024
Get the Recipussitymug. ACROBUZZANYM examples:
e.g.1 SCUBA - Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus
e.g.2.RAM - Random Access Memory
e.g.3 IDIOTS - Institutions for Decisions Involving Organization & Temporary Solutions
(still to catch on)
e.g.1 SCUBA - Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus
e.g.2.RAM - Random Access Memory
e.g.3 IDIOTS - Institutions for Decisions Involving Organization & Temporary Solutions
(still to catch on)
by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
Get the Acrobuzzanymmug.