Definitions by Peter Greenwall
Recipussity
the modern rebranding of reciprocity in transactional relationships, where the give and take is crystal clear: he offers finance security, or unsolicited display of affection (random dic pic) and she offers her... well assets. Think of it as the mutual exchange economy for trophy vibes and bedroom favours
Dude, I paid for her nails, dinner and that surprise spa day - don't you think a little #recipussity is fair?
Recipussity by Peter Greenwall December 12, 2024
obspervant
(adj.) The uncanny ability to observe your surroundings with a totally innocent yet undeniably pervy undertone. Whether it’s clocking every gym bro flexing in a tank top, side-eyeing that audaciously short skirt, or mentally cataloging every exposed tattoo in sight, you just have an eye for noticing sexiness wherever you go
Often accompanied by a running internal monologue:
“Is that even legal to wear in public?!”
“OMG, is it me, or is everyone else this obspervant?”
Often accompanied by a running internal monologue:
“Is that even legal to wear in public?!”
“OMG, is it me, or is everyone else this obspervant?”
“I wasn’t creeping, I’m just naturally #Obspervant.”
Warning: High levels of #Obspervant behavior may lead to embarrassing slip-ups like audibly gasping at someone’s daring outfit. Proceed with caution and sunglasses.
Warning: High levels of #Obspervant behavior may lead to embarrassing slip-ups like audibly gasping at someone’s daring outfit. Proceed with caution and sunglasses.
obspervant by Peter Greenwall November 10, 2024
Multiple HARASMS
(Hyper Awareness of Realworld And Social Media Simultaneously) - the ability to post on social media while also being fully present in the moment
PETER: What kind of Social Media Whore are you that you can't put your phone away at this concert and just enjoy it, you know? FFS live in the moment! Why do you have to constantly video, tweet and post about it?
TONI: Because Ive taught myself to have Multiple HARASMS
TONI: Because Ive taught myself to have Multiple HARASMS
Multiple HARASMS by Peter Greenwall September 26, 2018
lol triggered
wait WTF did I just laugh at? I'm LOL triggered here - The 'Say My Name In Every Song' comedy sketch is funny as hell but she pulls a gun on her boyfriend saying 'dont sing another bitches name nigga’ - how is this okay? If the guy was holding the gun to the woman's head people would be like TRIGGERED: woman abuse! violence against women! I’m totally LOL triggered here
lol triggered by Peter Greenwall August 28, 2018
Intermission Impossible
the sudden realisation that it would be impossible to make it to the intermission of some kind of theatrical production
within the first 10 minutes of Witches of Eastwick I figured 'Intermission Impossible', and had to figure out an escape plan
Intermission Impossible by Peter Greenwall March 18, 2013
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
the traumatic stress you feel between the moment you post something on the Internet and the moment somebody likes it or responds
so I post this hilarious pic of me playing air guitar and within 37 minutes I get no response. No likes, no comments. Nothing. So here I am staring blankly at my Facebook wall with a severe case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as I wait for somebody to like my hilarious new update
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder by Peter Greenwall March 11, 2013
antiviral
my video on youtube has gone antiviral!! I uploaded "Songs That Nothing Ever Happened To" over 2 years ago and its been viewed 17 times :(
antiviral by Peter Greenwall November 14, 2011