Peter Adams's definitions

Back-scuttle

Verb. To be back-scuttled is to be done up the arse. Anal sex.

"Why would you want to look at a picture of some girl being back-scuttled by a cricket stump?"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Bolivers

Noun. canine testicles

"the biggest pair of bolivers I’ve ever seen." See also spangle blisters

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Spangle Blisters

Noun. canine testicles

JP: "I'm father christmas!"
Hamish: "No you're not! You're a featherless spangle blister!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Shite

The way you say "cheese" in Hungarian. Only it's spelled "sajt" cos in Hungarian "s" is "sh" and "j" is "y".
So you can say shite as much as you like, claiming it's just hungarian for cheese!

You: "Pass me some of that shite on toast"
Other person: "What did you say??"
You: "It means cheese in hungarian!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Shlump stream

The stream of piss aimed at a shlump trying to blast it into the toilet water. Every guy does it! It makes going to the toilet more fun!

"I destroyed that big shlump in there with my shlump stream!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Shlump

A shit lump that some people leave on the side of the toilet bowl.
See also: Shlump stream

"My god! Someone's left one hell of a big schlump in there!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Peti

A small boy called Peter Adams.
See also: Gimp

1) Peti fullfills every woman's sexual desire.

2) In a cave somewhere, under a rock, lives Peti.

by Peter Adams January 6, 2004