Peter's definitions

widget

Derived from a computer programming term, "widget" refers to a virtual object with default settings. In the context of Internet dating, a widget is a man or woman known through his or her on-line profile. A widget remains a widget even when real names have been exchanged. After several in-person meetings, a widget can be referred to by his or her actual name.

So, have you hooked up with any widgets lately?

by Peter February 25, 2004

Commack

Commack is also very L.I.E.

When hanging on the Island Commack rocks.

by Peter March 20, 2005

catfish

At either end of the social spectrum, there lies a leisure class. A catfish is a person who simultaneously lives in both--for example, eating corn dogs in a Porsche, or drinking champagne while homeless.

Look at that dirty rock climber with a Makers and soda in a crystal tumbler--what a catfish!

by Peter February 24, 2004

t8tf

the eight toed freek

my friend has two toes stuck together ie hammer toes

by peter February 7, 2005

gratuity

A tip! Money or gift the someone recieves in exchange for a favor given. Bartender, waitstaff of slot attendent.

You gave Ron a big fat gratuity for what? The jokes on you!

by Peter September 25, 2005

procrasturbate

to master your blaster, or hold your sausage hostage, when duties are supposed to be held.

Andrew: Man! i missed the Mavs Game!
Peter: What were you doin?
Andrew: Lets just say i have the worst case of procrasturbating habits.
Peter: Oh dont worry about, i have it too.

by Peter January 26, 2005

mut lun yeah ah

tone word: what dick matter ah
an open question asked when one is annoyed or being dominant

mut lun yeah ah?! can't you see i'm busy doing my thing?

mut lun yeah ah?! This is my playground so get the fuck out of here!

by peter February 8, 2005