cock puffs O'hoolahan

Famous Dubliner who fiendishly puffs the cock.

Like Jason mewes (Jay and Silent Bob) would say......He (Cock puffs O'hoolahan) LOVES the cock!!

by Pete Negwaski! October 10, 2007

chief box-a-porno

Chief Box-a-Porno was the leader of an obscure group of nomadic masturbators in the late 1990s. Being of little means, they spent most of their time scouring the land for the bare necessities like food, warm shelter and discarded pornography. "The Chief" was well known for his quality stash which he carried with him at all times. During the colder winter months, The entire tribe would often time spend weeks in my Mom's basement jacking to the Chief's fabulous collection. The group disbanded in the mid 2000s due to the "Great Tissue Shortage" of 2004.

Wow, that Chief Box-a-Porno was a great leader...What more can you say about that fucking guy?

by Pete Negwaski! October 4, 2017

tallywacker

Something used to syphon gas out of a car.

"WOW, that guy just stuck his Tallywacker in a gas tank!"

by Pete Negwaski! June 18, 2006

The CUMMY

A close friend of Smoke Crackulas who gets jacked off on by Wankenstiens Monster. Originally called the MUMMY....his name was changed because of the large amounts of sperm that were deposited on him by Wankenstien!!.... thus.... becoming .... "THE CUMMY"!!!!

WOW...The mummy got jacked off on so many times by Wankenstien that he is entirely covered in sperm.....We shall chnge his name to "THE CUMMY"!!

by Pete Negwaski! February 14, 2008

pollen swenis

Pollen Swenis. When you jack off so much that the first letters in your swollen penis become reversed!

"he jacks off so much that his swollen penis turned in to a pollen swenis!

by Pete Negwaski! December 16, 2006

StrokEmon

Pronounced "Stroke-eee-mon"...A word used to describe people that masturbate to nude photos of Pikachu and his degenerate gang of buddies....

Yo! I just caught Pikachu jacking off to nude pictures of..........Himself!!......(eeeewe...)...Thus, dubbing him "king StrokEmon"

by Pete Negwaski! October 20, 2011

schlong dongery

Schlong Dongery (agent 0069)... the lesser known star of the 007 spy movies who used to star side by side with Sean Connery.....He was cut out of the series because of his huge donger and ability to mac all the bitches..... Connery was jealous/pissed off and had Schlong Dongery cut from the series.

WOW...that Schlong Dongery is quite the cocksman!!

by Pete Negwaski! December 23, 2006