gay games

any activity that you don't want to do or that a friend is doing that you think is stupid or a waste of time.
TP: "Why are you talking to that hot bartender all the time, lets go play pinball."
Pete Dick: "Fuck you, pinball is gay games."
The Cooker: "yeah, fuck you TP, gay games, let get drunk instead."
by Pete Dick March 15, 2008
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bathketball

the incorect way of pronouncing basketball that so many illiterate collegete basketball players say during interviews.
(Player speaking after winning game during interview): Thank god, praise the lord that the bathketball came my way, I was just looking to find da hoop amen.
by Pete Dick March 19, 2008
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fishing with dynamite

used to describe anything that can be accomplished easily.
The Cooker: "you ever play TP one-on-one in a game of bathketball?"
Pete Dick: "oh hell yeah, he sucks, its like fishing with dynamite."
by Pete Dick March 16, 2008
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Kirk Hotel

any bar located in a two story building where the upstairs floor is used for illegal activity.
Pete Dick: "I'm thirsty and I want to gamble."
The Cooker: "Me too!"
Pete Dick: "Then lets head to the Kirk Hotel."
The Cooker: "I like the Kirk!"
by Pete Dick February 17, 2008
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lucky sperm club

a person is a member of this club if they fit the following criteria:

1) they have achieved financial success because of their father's hardwork but think that they are some kind of business genius
2) they have a general arrogance and disdain for others
3) they think they put their pants on both legs at one time
4) they shit ice cream
5) they were born on third base and think they hit a triple
6) they are one of the dicks that show up at bars with their collars popped up
7) when in a fist fight, they often resort to kicking guys in the nuts then driving off in their shiney cars.
The Cooker: "Those kids over there are punks."
Pete Dick: "The ones with the popped collars?"
The Cooker: "Yeah, they are tossing cash around like crazy, and keep running to the bathroom."
Pete Dick: "oh, those pecker heads, no, they are just members of the lucky sperm club."
The Cooker: "humm, interesting..."
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
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Beats Street

hungover, the feeling of being beaten up from drinking way too much the night before.
The Cooker: "What's up man?"
Pete Dick: "Hanging out on Beats Street..."
The Cooker: "Guess you don't want to go to the Kirk Hotel then..."
Pete Dick: "Fuck no, I am in, lets get socially lubricated"
by Pete Dick March 15, 2008
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international man of leisure

A man whose tremendous wealth, social position, grooming, and worldleness allow him to pursue pleasurable social, cultural, and athletic hobbies or pasttimes, rather than employment.
Bartender: "Hey, seriously, what does Pete Dick do for a living?"
The Cooker: "I really shouldn't say..."
Bartender: "Come on, I won't tell anyone, please?"
The Cooker: "well, he is an international man of leisure."
Bartender: "woa, what is that?"
The Cooker: "well, basically it means he globe trots jacking for beats and each day finds time to Irish himself."
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
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