born on third base

term coined by the great Barry Switzer to describe someone who was born with a silver spoon in their mouth but has an arrogance and thinks their standing in life is because of their own doing.
The Cooker: "i hate hanging out at the Kirk Hotel with all of these arrogant, rich punks that think they are an international man of leisure."
Pete Dick (calling Oak the goon): "look dude, just focus on jacking for beats and I will take care of these fucks that were born on third base."
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
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dough acrobat

a very accomplished pizza maker who is an expert dough tosser and pizza stretcher.
The Cooker: "How come we have to always do our jacking for beats at the Kirk Hotel?"
Pete Dick: "Because I have the hots for that dough acrobat that makes the pizzas."
The Cooker: "Dude, just do me a favor and don't piss her off like usual, we need her making those pizzas with love."
by Pete Dick March 13, 2008
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Kirk Hotel

any bar located in a two story building where the upstairs floor is used for illegal activity.
Pete Dick: "I'm thirsty and I want to gamble."
The Cooker: "Me too!"
Pete Dick: "Then lets head to the Kirk Hotel."
The Cooker: "I like the Kirk!"
by Pete Dick February 17, 2008
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sky dumping

a somewhat childish although greatly amusing practice of excreting from great height in unusual places.
The Cooker (looking up in tree): "Dude, what the hell are you doing up in that tree with your pants down?"
Pete Dick (dropping a crap into a parked car's sunroof: "sky dumping, dumb ass"
by Pete Dick March 05, 2008
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boobie trap

when a man gets caught up with a woman who is not good for him for some reason, but cannot escape her because of her abnormally sexy body.
TP: "Man, I just can't stop seeing that call girl."
Pete Dick: "Dude, you are caught in the boobie trap."
by Pete Dick March 31, 2008
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Beats Street

hungover, the feeling of being beaten up from drinking way too much the night before.
The Cooker: "What's up man?"
Pete Dick: "Hanging out on Beats Street..."
The Cooker: "Guess you don't want to go to the Kirk Hotel then..."
Pete Dick: "Fuck no, I am in, lets get socially lubricated"
by Pete Dick March 15, 2008
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sexual credit report

when a new love interest begins to inquire about one's sexual history, like a credit report, any sexual acts occurring more than seven years ago do not count.
Cook: "I'm glad your back with Venus."
Pete DicK: "Well, she ran my sexual credit report."
Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
Pete DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit report, at least its off your file"
Pete DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."
by Pete Dick September 14, 2009
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