Percy Bruer's definitions

ballistery

a room where silly things happen.

If you don’t start doing your chores, Son, I will unfortunately have to send you to a ballistery.

by Percy Bruer December 30, 2023

heartle

loving someone so much that no words or actions can describe it.

Baby momma, I don’t just love you, granted, I heartle you.

by Percy Bruer December 31, 2023

uberheartle

loving someone so ineffably much that your heart is bound to burst without them.

You run through my mind all day everyday. If there were scouts in my mind watching you, they wouldn’t just recruit you, but they’d fall in love too. I would have to smoke them cuz U and I are together like a DUI. When I’m UNDER your INFLUENCE, you simply DRIVE me crazy. Baby momma, I don’t just heartle you anymore, I uberheartle you.

by Percy Bruer December 31, 2023

überheartle

a more accurate spelling of the term “uberheartle”.

Girl, I überheartle you.

by Percy Bruer December 31, 2023

anything

literally anything

I can do anything I want!!

by Percy Bruer January 4, 2024

Fousty

(Typically of a word or idiom) so exotic, rarely used, and/or outdated that it plagues the listener with laughter.

"Bro, why in tarnation did you say 'gee-whiz'??? It's so fousty."

by Percy Bruer January 14, 2024

'whelmn't

(adj.) when one has so much to do that they simply just stop caring.

This prod gotta test every single block tomorrow. He cared, now he 'whelmn't.

by Percy Bruer January 18, 2024