Percy Bruer's definitions

heartle

loving someone so much that no words or actions can describe it.

Baby momma, I don’t just love you, granted, I heartle you.

by Percy Bruer December 31, 2023

Fousty

(Typically of a word or idiom) so exotic, rarely used, and/or outdated that it plagues the listener with laughter.

"Bro, why in tarnation did you say 'gee-whiz'??? It's so fousty."

by Percy Bruer January 14, 2024

uberheartle

loving someone so ineffably much that your heart is bound to burst without them.

You run through my mind all day everyday. If there were scouts in my mind watching you, they wouldn’t just recruit you, but they’d fall in love too. I would have to smoke them cuz U and I are together like a DUI. When I’m UNDER your INFLUENCE, you simply DRIVE me crazy. Baby momma, I don’t just heartle you anymore, I uberheartle you.

by Percy Bruer December 31, 2023

ballistery

a room where silly things happen.

If you don’t start doing your chores, Son, I will unfortunately have to send you to a ballistery.

by Percy Bruer December 30, 2023

Trilock

A position in which a person interlocks one of their hands with one's foot while simultaneously doing it with a third someone. This should form a triangle.

You guys should pose for the picture. Let's do something interesting like a Trilock! Shall we?

by Percy Bruer November 1, 2023

so mean

1. Quite very unkind; foul

2. (as of art) outstanding; fire

That picture you sent to the group chat is so mean!

by Percy Bruer October 10, 2023

anything

literally anything

I can do anything I want!!

by Percy Bruer January 4, 2024