Percy Bruer's definitions

ballistery

a room where silly things happen.

If you don’t start doing your chores, Son, I will unfortunately have to send you to a ballistery.

by Percy Bruer December 30, 2023

Fousty

(Typically of a word or idiom) so exotic, rarely used, and/or outdated that it plagues the listener with laughter.

"Bro, why in tarnation did you say 'gee-whiz'??? It's so fousty."

by Percy Bruer January 14, 2024

Trilock

A position in which a person interlocks one of their hands with one's foot while simultaneously doing it with a third someone. This should form a triangle.

You guys should pose for the picture. Let's do something interesting like a Trilock! Shall we?

by Percy Bruer November 1, 2023

wet below tiggins

of the absolute lowest or worst quality possible; inferior

Bro, that painting is wet below tiggins. Throw that mess out ASAP!!

by Percy Bruer September 17, 2023

so mean

1. Quite very unkind; foul

2. (as of art) outstanding; fire

That picture you sent to the group chat is so mean!

by Percy Bruer October 10, 2023

Recard

Retard

Yoo u finna stop actin' like a recard rn...

by Percy Bruer September 26, 2023

-of your

an addition added at the conclusion of a sentence denoting possession of an object of the person you are talking.

Shalln't we not go into the henious ballistery -of your?

by Percy Bruer September 26, 2023