Definitions by Percy Bruer

'whelmn't 

(adj.) when one has so much to do that they simply just stop caring.

This prod gotta test every single block tomorrow. He cared, now he 'whelmn't.

'whelmn't by Percy Bruer January 18, 2024

Fousty 

(Typically of a word or idiom) so exotic, rarely used, and/or outdated that it plagues the listener with laughter.

"Bro, why in tarnation did you say 'gee-whiz'??? It's so fousty."

Fousty by Percy Bruer January 14, 2024

anything 

literally anything

I can do anything I want!!

anything by Percy Bruer January 4, 2024

überheartle 

a more accurate spelling of the term “uberheartle”.

Girl, I überheartle you.

überheartle by Percy Bruer December 31, 2023

uberheartle 

loving someone so ineffably much that your heart is bound to burst without them.

You run through my mind all day everyday. If there were scouts in my mind watching you, they wouldn’t just recruit you, but they’d fall in love too. I would have to smoke them cuz U and I are together like a DUI. When I’m UNDER your INFLUENCE, you simply DRIVE me crazy. Baby momma, I don’t just heartle you anymore, I uberheartle you.

uberheartle by Percy Bruer December 31, 2023

heartle 

loving someone so much that no words or actions can describe it.

Baby momma, I don’t just love you, granted, I heartle you.

heartle by Percy Bruer December 31, 2023

ballistery

a room where silly things happen.

If you don’t start doing your chores, Son, I will unfortunately have to send you to a ballistery.

ballistery by Percy Bruer December 30, 2023