Definitions by Pentozali

paper mill 

The annoying fact of life that you might have to go to the printer or "document center" at your job just a few minutes before it's time to head home.

Fookin' sunovabitch! I gotta go to the paper mill to sort out my work, and I have a train to catch at 3:30!

paper mill by pentozali August 28, 2006

hevonpaska 

Nonsense; bullshit. This Finnish word literally means "horseshit".

Did Mrs. Savolainen really go to Helsinki? She sounded like she was telling me a lot of hevonpaska!

hevonpaska by pentozali August 28, 2006

Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket? 

Catchphrase used when someone's laid a really horrifically smelly fart. Taken from German with the same meaning.

Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket? Peeeeeyouuuu, it really stinks here! Take that guy to the hospital!

Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket? by pentozali August 28, 2006

B9 

The model number of the Robot from the TV series "Lost in Space".

I just bought a really neat talking B9 replica at the science fiction convention, but it broke. Oh, the pain, the pain!

B9 by pentozali August 28, 2006

spocktacle 

A science fiction convention. Does not necessarily have to have Star Trek as its main theme.

John, I'm going to the Slanted Fedora spocktacle in Chicago, so you won't be able to call me on the phone for a few days. Send me an email instead.

spocktacle by pentozali August 28, 2006

uhh and ahh 

The "point of no return" when a guy knows he's about to cum.

I didn't have such a good lay last night. It took me a few hours until I got to the uhh and ahh!

uhh and ahh by pentozali August 28, 2006

let one 

To expel flatulence; to fart.

Hey, dude, didja let one just a moment ago? Man, I could smell your cheezer a mile away!

let one by pentozali August 28, 2006