Definitions by Pentozali

courtesy cough 

A cough added for "punctuation" during a long speech to prevent run-on sentences, or to prepare the speaker when s/he isn't sure of what to say next.

You know the speaker is bored when he makes one too many courtesy coughs.

courtesy cough by pentozali November 10, 2006

trumpinet

A prank by kids in junior high school and high school bands in which a trumpet is played with a clarinet mouthpiece.

Lookie here! I'm playin' da trumpinet!

trumpinet by pentozali November 10, 2006

emote 

To be very emotional about a person, place, or thing. the word is a bugbear of grammar purists.

Every time Shirley goes to San Francisco, she'd emote about the hiking trails near the Presidio.

emote by pentozali October 19, 2006

prepube 

A child, younger than a teenager, usually female but can be male. Derogatory.

Oh, no! It's only 6:00 AM and already there's a prepube going to school on this bus! Now I have to stand and hear her screaming for a whole hour!

prepube by pentozali October 19, 2006

use the Force on the pink Darth Vader

To jerk off; to masturbate to orgasm.

I couldn't score with that ho at the dance, so I wound up going home to use the Force on the pink Darth Vader!

use the Force on the pink Darth Vader by pentozali October 19, 2006

church bell

Unusually large glans on a penis.

Not tonight, hon. Your church bell made my pussy hurt!

church bell by pentozali October 18, 2006

supernova

a home run batted with such force that the ball lands unbelievably high up into the audience boxes.

Holy shiiiiit! Did you see that supernova! That batter is incredible! What is he, fookin' Superman?!

supernova by pentozali October 18, 2006