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Definitions by Pentozali

An erection of the penis; hard-on, boner, bone-on, wood.
Roxanne: That guy in this fuck flick is gonna cum any minute!
Lucy: How do you know?
Roxanne! Look how red his pipe-on is!
pipe-on by pentozali November 27, 2009
A flute body played with a clarinet mouthpiece. Has a somewhat reedy, soprano-sax-like sound or flauta-de-millo (Colombian clarinetlike folk instrument).
Joey, let's play a joke on Mrs. Perrotta---take the mouthpiece off your flute and put a clarinet mouthpiece on it. Play it---it's a clute!

play it---it's a clutea!
clute by pentozali November 27, 2009

do a foreign moment 

To start speaking a foreign language that the person being addressed doesn't, or is not likely to, understand. Comes in very handy when you're trying to shake off panhandlers and other people with whom you don't want to get involved.
A group of Arab kids came up to me and asked me if they wanted me to smoke a joint. I wanted to do a foreign moment, so I just told them, "nye govoryu po-angliyskiy!". That's Russian for "I don't speak English!".
do a foreign moment by pentozali November 24, 2009

do a foreign moment 

To start speaking a foreign language that the person being addressed doesn't, or is not likely to, understand. Comes in very handy when you're trying to shake off panhandlers and other people with whom you don't to get involved.
A group of Arab kids came up to me and asked me if they wanted me to smoke a joint. I wanted to do a foreign moment, so I just told them, "nye govoryu po-angliyskiy!". That's Russian for "I don't speak English!".
do a foreign moment by pentozali November 24, 2009
Derogatory word for a person who enjoys classical music and especially operas, as seen by one who is not well-educated about such music or is a tactless clod or both. From the "Ho-jo-to-ho" aria of Brunnhilde in "Die Walkure" from Richard Wagner's "Der Ring des Nibelungen".
Zack: Let's get out of here. That restaurant charges $20 just for shrimp parmigiana---it must be a place where a hoyoto loves to go!
Buddy: Yeah, I'm tired of these overpriced restaurants!
Mark (musician carrying cello): I heard what you called me, a "hoyoto". Now I might be a "hoyoto" but at least I can play music, you lame-brained assholes! What talent do the both of you have? Nothing: you just stand around reading those gossip sheets all day. And as for the prices at the restaurant---didn't you know that the price is for a FULL MEAL, and they don't use shit that comes from a can? The sauces are all made with FRESH ingredients!
hoyoto by pentozali November 15, 2009

lethargometer 

Pronounced leth-arg-AH-meh-ter, the lethargometer is an imaginary device that judges how sleepy you are, how much sleep you really needd, lets other people know how long you'll be sleeping while the phone is ringing, and silences the ringer if the person on the other line is too persistent.
I'm really sleepy. I don't want anyone calling me at 3 AM, so I'll turn my lethargometer on!
lethargometer by pentozali November 4, 2009

firesquall 

Too many firewalls set up at one time on a computer, defeating the original purpose of a firewall and/or causing the computer to slow and/or crash.
John was overly conscious of security on his computer and he had a problem rebooting his computer. The reason? A firesquall.
firesquall by pentozali November 2, 2009