Definitions by Pentozali

woman-mountain 

Opposite of man-mountain, a very muscular, or obese, or both, woman.

Look at the woman-mountain over there with the thunder thighs!

woman-mountain by pentozali May 20, 2014

kelch

A Cough and bELCH occurring simultaneously (spelled with a "k" at the beginning to avoid the soft "c" that would otherwise occur).

Those habanero peppers make me kelch like there's no tomorrow!

kelch by pentozali May 20, 2014

toxic burp 

Occurs when you're having tummy trouble and you burp up something that smells so bad you think it's poisonous.

I was sick with food poisoning and I had a toxic burp that smelled like dead rats!

toxic burp by pentozali May 20, 2014

homosaxual 

Jocularly, a person who prefers to play musical instruments of the same class: sopranino/soprano/alto/tenor/baritone/bass/contrabass/subcontrabass saxophones, for example, but doesn't necessarily have to be saxophones.

Keith is a homosaxual...he's tried every kind of saxophone in existence!

homosaxual by pentozali May 6, 2014

flunkatorium

School with a poor quality of educational resources

Ms. Harvey, don't send Brandon there. It's a flunkatorium!

flunkatorium by pentozali May 5, 2014

test rub 

A very sneaky, dishonest way for one male to find out if another male is gay or bisexual, by catching the first male off guard, say, near a wall and pressing genitalia together until the second male gets a hard-on or shows other signs of sexual arousal.

I think Mike is trying to test rub Fabio to find out if Fabio's queer. Why else does Mike keep on trying to lean against Fabio at the end of film making class?

test rub by pentozali May 5, 2014

friendsy 

Flurry of Friend Request activity on Facebook. Pronounced like "frenzy".

Norma was starting to get desperate to get a mate so she could raise a family, so the friendsy began.

friendsy by pentozali April 20, 2014