Definitions by Pentozali

bugs 

Staples on a document. Often the cause of jams when inserted into a scanner.

I hate when I see lots of bugs on my scanning work. I waste a lot of time with the staple remover, and it's cutting into my productivity!

bugs by pentozali March 7, 2013

Sochi 

Site of the 2014 Winter Olympics; very controversial because the Olympic site area will be built at the site of a massacre of Circassian people by the Russians on May 21, 1864 and because construction of the Olympic site will cause long-lasting, if not permanent, pollution to the ecology of the area.

The Circassians have proclaimed May 21 as a national day of mourning and are very angry that Sochi is being used as a host city for the 2014 Winter Olympics.

Sochi by pentozali February 19, 2013

etl-betl 

Pronounced "ettle bettle", these are the Yiddish words for the "cat's cradle" string figure known worldwide.

Bubbeleh, you want to learn etl-betl? Kim tzu mir, I'll teach you!

etl-betl by pentozali February 13, 2013

Tolkienosis 

Addiction to anything that has to do with J.R.R. Tolkien, like "The Hobbit", "The Silmarillion", "Lord of the Rings", "Children of Hurin" etc.

I have an incurable case of Tolkienosis.

Tolkienosis by pentozali January 27, 2013

SAP

Slow-Ass Person(s). Anyone, not necessarily senior citizen(s), who slow you down on the street, in a public place, or on the bus, train, ferry, or in a car, when you need to get somewhere in a hurry.

Mr. Weinstein, could you please tell Mr. Colavito that I'll be coming to work late? I have a SAP slowing me down on the ferry---if he doesn't move his butt faster, I'll miss the boat!

SAP by pentozali December 11, 2012

meatball oob 

An especially spherical arm on an obese person. Affectionate use only, never derogatory.

My Italian girlfriend has meatball oobs.

meatball oob by pentozali December 5, 2012

romneyite 

A brownish-red mineral that weakens Democrats if they are not careful.

The antidote to romneyite is more voting for Democrats.

romneyite by pentozali October 23, 2012