Definitions by Pentozali

ploob 

An obese person's arm. Can be used affectionately or derisively.

That 500-lb. lady hat the most spherical ploobs I've seen on any overweight person. All that fat up there is going to kill that lady's spine for sure!

ploob by pentozali December 28, 2005

gooshky 

1) Pleasingly plump; 2) rolls of fat around the hips; this term is always used affectionately, never derisively.

Yvette is gooshky...she's heavy but not a bad-looking girl at all!

gooshky by pentozali December 28, 2005

Behold My Wheels 

An automobile made by BMW.

Check out that bizzo with the bling-bling and Behold My Wheels!

Behold My Wheels by pentozali December 28, 2005

Kleenices 

The "scientific" plural of Kleenex. Modeled after index-indices, matrix-matrices, etc. Pronounced KLEEN-ih-seez.

Seems like you're getting a bad cold, Lena. Your nose is running. Take some Kleenices with you.

Kleenices by pentozali December 28, 2005

sohcahtoa 

1) Trigonometry; 2) An acronym, the formula used in trigonometry classes so that students can remember trigonometric functions. It stands for: Sine=Opposite/Hypotenuse, Cosine=Adjacent/Hypotenuse, Tangent=Opposite/Adjacent.

Hey Ed, remember that equation Ms. Lubar gave you in class? Just remember sohcahtoa and you'll ace the test!

sohcahtoa by pentozali December 28, 2005

bird

A living dinosaur. There seems to be growing support for scientists who say that birds are actually living descendents of the dinosaurs.

See that bird up there? You're looking at a dinosaur, son. A LIVING dinosaur!

bird by pentozali December 28, 2005

clop 

An ineffective police officer; one whose tight uniform and/or noisy shoes make him blow his cover when he attempts to nab a perp.

Sergeant Giannini is really going to kick butt when he hears that that clop MacInnis couldn't catch that serial killer!

clop by pentozali December 28, 2005