hundstage 

/hoond•stahga/
noun: informal

1. A term of Germanic origin meaning quite literally Dog Stage. Objectively; the dog days of summer, or Oh! No! This shit again?

As the President left the podium at the Press Conference, the CNN reporter shot back; ‘Sir, will any other comedy acts be following tonight’s Hundstage?”

hundstage by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017

hundshake

Hundshake (Hund-shake) noun: is a short ritual in which one big shot grasps another persons hand accompanied by a $100 dollar bill. Best said in a British accent.

We were so stressed out about having to wait in line at the new club, until our big swinging dick friend Craig showed up and gave the bouncer a hundshake, we were let in immediately thanks to Craigers hundshake.

hundshake by Seddy Mazel July 7, 2018

Holdstage 

When placed on hold by a company (IRS, Creditor, etc.) and you can't hangup, no matter how long they keep you waiting, because of the potential of what may happen to you if the issue is not resolved.

Rodney: Hey, where is Kyle? I am ready to go to lunch.

DuWayne: He said go on ahead without him, He is on the phone with the gas company trying to get an extension on paying his bill.

Rodney: Wow, he has been on the phone with them for twenty minutes. He must be being held Holdstage!

Holdstage by Triage1844 April 10, 2011

Hugstage 

Derived from the word hostage, someone who you hug and refuse to let go of is your hugstage. If someone hugs you and won't let go, you are their hugstage.

Friend 1- I'll miss you too, but can you let go now? I really have to go or I'll miss my flight…

Friend 2- No, you can't leave. You're my hugstage!

Hugstage by Raymatts January 11, 2012