Penguin's definitions
A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.
by Penguin July 22, 2003
Get the Molester Moustachemug. The BEST alphabet ever! In Tolkien's middle earth, it is used to write not only the Elvish languages, but pretty much all the others, such as Blackspeech and Westron.
by penguin March 22, 2004
Get the tengwarmug. by penguin April 12, 2005
Get the chaichaimug. by penguin October 28, 2002
Get the car holemug. 

