Penbiks's definitions

pasteurize

When something is too far for you to see.

"'Ey Jimmy, where'd you say it was again?"
"Ya gotta get closer, it's pasteurize."

by Penbiks September 23, 2008

Macky

Nickname for Speedcubing record holder Shotaro Makisumi. He is also popularly known as the "quickest cuber on the planet" and currently holds seven Asian records according the the WCA (World Cube Association), and has held seven world records in the past.

Here are some of his records:
* 3x3x3 Speedsolve: 12.11 seconds
* 3x3x3 Speedsolve Average of 5: 14.03 seconds
* 3x3x3 Blindfolded: 138.58 seconds
* 3x3x3 One-handed: 23.76 seconds
* 3x3x3 One-handed Average of 3: 27.56 seconds

Macky one of the elite when it comes to Speedcubing. Anyone who can solve the Rubik's Cube in an average time of 15 seconds or less deserves that rank.

by Penbiks September 17, 2006

It's morphin' time!

The official morphing call of the Might Morphin' Power Rangers and the Zeo Rangers. Followed by each ranger calling out his or her own Ranger designation.

For MMPR:
"It's morphin' time!" -Usually the Red Ranger
"Dragonzord!" or "Tigerzord!" or "White Ranger Power!" -Green/White Ranger
"Mastodon!" or "Black Ranger Power!" -Black Ranger
"Pterodactyl!" or "Pink Ranger Power!" -Pink Ranger
"Triceratops!" or "Blue Ranger Power!"-Blue Ranger
"Saber-tooth Tiger!" or "Yellow Ranger Power!"-Yellow Ranger
"Tyranosaurus!" or "Red Ranger Power!" -Red Ranger

For Zeo:
"It's morphin' time!"
"Zeo Ranger I, Pink!"
"Zeo Ranger II, Yellow!"
"Zeo Ranger III, Blue!"
"Zeo Ranger IV, Green!"
"Zeo Ranger V, Red!"
"Gold Ranger Power!"

by Penbiks September 22, 2008

dirty mind

Try this little test, and see if you can figure out the word that I am thinking of based on these three clues:

1. It is a four letter word.
2. It is a name used for a woman.
3. It ends in the letters U-N-T.

If the first word that came to your mind wasn't "aunt", then you have a dirty mind.

by Penbiks February 1, 2008

myself

An idiot's substitution for the words "me" or "I". "Myself" should only be used in reflexive cases or intensive cases.

Commonly used by people who do not know the proper rules of usage for "me" and "I", or by those who were taught at an early age that "me" is a dirty word.

Incorrect usage:
We need more people like myself to do this job correctly.
Feel free to ask any of us, myself included.

Correct usage:
We need more people like I to do this job correctly.
Feel free to ask any of us, me included.
I made this myself. (intensive)
I hurt myself. (reflexive)

by Penbiks August 18, 2006

CFOP

A Speedcubing term and a 4-step method for solving the Rubik's Cube. It is an acronym for Cross, First 2 Layers, Orient Last Layer, and Permute Last Layer. It is by far the most common method used for Speedcubing, most likely because of its ability to let the cuber attain quick solve times (under 20 seconds) without having to memorise a brain-busting number of algorithms. Although the method has 119 algorithms in total, it is a small number compared to the expert methods, which may have up to 800 different algorithms.

Its inventor is Jessica Fridrich, and because of that, it is also popularly known as the Fridrich method.

I currently use the CFOP method to solve my cube, and now average about 25 seconds. Hopefully, with more practice and refinement, I will be able to average under 20 seconds.

by Penbiks September 19, 2008

sudafed

Brought litigation against a government official.

They were using improper procedure, so we sudafed.

by Penbiks January 1, 2009