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Fool-King Jack-Holes
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/
Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.
Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.
Examples:
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."
Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/
Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.
Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.
Examples:
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."
Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."
by Pen-Dragon June 21, 2025
Get the Fool-King Jackholes mug.Someone who is versed in all sorts of different conspiracy theories, from all over the world, even in different languages...and who spews them gladly and constantly.
"His high-school knowledge of French combined with his ravenous appetite for arcane, unprovable, specious knowledge made him a gollyplot par excellence! He spread the 'secret' of Emmanuel Macron's lascivious habit of dressing up as the Empress Joséphine far-and-wide on the social media platforms, under his nom-de-plume: Pendraggin. "
by Pen-Dragon August 20, 2023
Get the Gollyplot mug.A place, possibly near Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, where people go who haven’t told others WHERE they are going. As in the question, “Where in Fuchs’ Acres have you BEEN???”
The place is famous because some folks simply go there for Fuchs' Sake, to get away from it all, as it were.
One could also ask, "Where for Fuchs' Sake have you BEEN???", but this latter is less appreciated in polite company.....
The place is famous because some folks simply go there for Fuchs' Sake, to get away from it all, as it were.
One could also ask, "Where for Fuchs' Sake have you BEEN???", but this latter is less appreciated in polite company.....
“Where in Fuchs' Acres have you BEEN???”
by Pen-Dragon June 2, 2025
Get the Fuchs' Acres mug.Goes something like this:
-- Don’t people the scientifically as yet unexplained, unexplored areas of our world and reality with wild – or otherwise – conjecture you propose as “TRUTH”.
-- Rigorously relegate said “beliefs” to the realm of wishful-/magical-thinking, fantasy, and fiction or – at the very least – have the courage to …
-- Present “them” as theories open to testing, fact-based repudiation, public scrutiny … and then
ACCEPT THE RESULTS !!! Or – at the very least –
Have the humility and intellectual honesty to call them what they are:
MY OWN …
Crazy Ideas
Desires
Self-psyche-salving delusions (at worst)/”fables” (at best) that help me get through the night,
help me get through life.
See ALSO: Occam’s Razor, Chatton’s Anti-Razor, Hickam’s Dictum, Leibniz’s and Kant’s anti-razors, Crabtree’s Bludgeon, Pataphysics.
-- Don’t people the scientifically as yet unexplained, unexplored areas of our world and reality with wild – or otherwise – conjecture you propose as “TRUTH”.
-- Rigorously relegate said “beliefs” to the realm of wishful-/magical-thinking, fantasy, and fiction or – at the very least – have the courage to …
-- Present “them” as theories open to testing, fact-based repudiation, public scrutiny … and then
ACCEPT THE RESULTS !!! Or – at the very least –
Have the humility and intellectual honesty to call them what they are:
MY OWN …
Crazy Ideas
Desires
Self-psyche-salving delusions (at worst)/”fables” (at best) that help me get through the night,
help me get through life.
See ALSO: Occam’s Razor, Chatton’s Anti-Razor, Hickam’s Dictum, Leibniz’s and Kant’s anti-razors, Crabtree’s Bludgeon, Pataphysics.
Because he refused to even consider the Novacula Franqui (aka Novacula Frangiscc' aka Frankie's Razor), let alone use it, he peopled his ideas of what was going on around him, and in the world at large, with dark Deep States, Alien Beings, Cabals of Reptile-People, et al. Nothing is simply as it seems!!! It gave him the frisson he needed to keep from self-reflection.
by Pen-Dragon November 7, 2024
Get the Novacula Franqui (aka Novacula Frangiscc' aka Frankie's Razor) mug.From the Latin «avos» = grandfather and “-ine” = like, resembling.
1. -ine is a suffix of adjectives of Greek or Latin origin, meaning “of or pertaining to,” “of the nature of,” “made of,” “like”: asinine; crystalline; equine; marine.
1. -ine is a suffix of adjectives of Greek or Latin origin, meaning “of or pertaining to,” “of the nature of,” “made of,” “like”: asinine; crystalline; equine; marine.
While his student went up to collect her technical degree, the venerable, avosine Professor proffered his help, then put all of his skills and years of experience to work, calming and coddling the restive, restless little wee baby that the young woman had just recently born.
by Pen-Dragon April 9, 2024
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From the Latin "avos"=grandfather, and the suffix "-inum" = "of, like, having the qualities of"
From the Latin "avos"=grandfather, and the suffix "-inum" = "of, like, having the qualities of"
The teacher brought his ripened avosine skills into play by holding and coddling the unwed-mother-student's restive baby while she took her final exam.
by Pen-Dragon March 21, 2024
Get the Avosine mug.An uncontrollable desire to kiss and be kissed.
A combination of "osculate" Latin osculatus, past participle of osculari, from osculum kiss, from diminutive of os mouth and "cupidity" Latin cupiditat-, cupiditas — related to the verb COVET
A combination of "osculate" Latin osculatus, past participle of osculari, from osculum kiss, from diminutive of os mouth and "cupidity" Latin cupiditat-, cupiditas — related to the verb COVET
He ignored it the entire year, but come February 14th he was inevitably overcome by an inundation of uncontrollable oscupidity.
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by Pen-Dragon September 28, 2021
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