Plan B's

A group of girls who are not the best looking, but after a few drinks and if all else fails, they are reliable back ups to Plan A's. Usually these girls are DTF.

John: "I'm hammered."

Bill: "What happened to those hotties?"

John: "They're being sluts."

Bill: "Call up the Plan B's"

by Peg Leg Pete April 21, 2008

shut the shuck are you shooing

a mispoken phrase while attempting to ask "what the fuck are you doing" while inebriated.

"who the fuck is messing with me"

"shut the shuck are you shooing"

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

dodo smack

The act of slapping some dirty tramp across the face with a powerful penis thrust
(Pretty much the same as a mushroom stamp, but without the stamp).
If completed successfully, it will knock the bitch out 7 times out of 10.

Last night Debbie was being a complete twatmunch, so I dodo smacked that bitch and she was out for a good 2 and a half hours.

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

screen door

an extremely slutty female. the name screen door means that everyone gets a slam.

You hooked up with Katie. Thta bitch is a total screen door.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

Poet

A reference to a homosexual person. Derived from the fact that many of the historical poets were actually gay, and many of the modern ones are too.

Is he wearing a pink polo with the collar popped? What a poet!

by Peg Leg Pete May 06, 2008

GET SICK

An exclamation used after you have beaten some worthless bitch to a bloody pult. Usually accompanied by a spray of saliva going all over the well-deserving victims face.

After twerking Joey in Halo 3, Peter exclaimed proudly, "Get Sick!"

by Peg Leg Pete October 29, 2007

2 hit

me hittin' you

you hittin" the floor

"Im about to whoop that fuck stick"

"I hope you aren't talking about 2 hit"

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007