Pebo the german hypocrite's definitions

Mr.Shoenenberg

Mr.Shoenenberg is by far the greatest history teacher in the world!

Me. "yeet its Mr.Shoenenberg time to learn."
person." Shut up for god sake!"

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 10, 2018

avocado juice

when u squish together an avocado then proceed to pee in a blender.Then put the mashed avocado inside blend it together and eat it through a tube.

Person 1: "Man i love your moms avocado juice!"
Person 2: "My moms dead."
Person 1: "Well that doesn't stop me."

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 10, 2018

coomlaphant

a skinny malnourished elephant who will step on dead carcasses of his failed kids from 2006.

Person 1: "is it wrong that i have a boner right now?"
Person 2: "NO because it's coomlaphant

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 10, 2018

fapillater

a machine when hears the scream or crying of children starts to make fapping sounds in order to produce a tooth paste like substance.

hey did u get the fapillater?
no why
nothing just brang my niece here for a specific reason.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 10, 2018

failures

A group of people with little talent and gave up on real successes.

Fortnite streamers
Liberals
Feminists
people who think broccoli is a type of fish
all of theese diseases are failures

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

alabama knot

when 2 men tie their dicks together blocking the flow of cum and trying to ejaculate first to show their pride.

I was created by an alabama knot thats why i dont look normal but im special.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

clown trooper

clown troopers molest the enemy and use squirt guns filled with gasoline.They march in groups of 9 not 10 and they target civilian targets instead of the enemy.

civilian1: Hey look its the clown troopers
civilian2:CLOWN TROOPERS?!
(FIRING STARTS)

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018