avocado juice

when u squish together an avocado then proceed to pee in a blender.Then put the mashed avocado inside blend it together and eat it through a tube.

Person 1: "Man i love your moms avocado juice!"
Person 2: "My moms dead."
Person 1: "Well that doesn't stop me."

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alabama knot

when 2 men tie their dicks together blocking the flow of cum and trying to ejaculate first to show their pride.

I was created by an alabama knot thats why i dont look normal but im special.

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cat noodleing is the simple proccess of skining a cat then deep frying its babies and eating them with mustard.
#catshaveonlyonepurpose

cat noodleing is such an asian classic.

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Gummy bears filled with one pill to re introduce "nap time."

Hey george weren't the Teachers gummy bears the best?
george?
geor
ge
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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A group of people with little talent and gave up on real successes.

Fortnite streamers
Liberals
Feminists
people who think broccoli is a type of fish
all of theese diseases are failures

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Mr.Shoenenberg is by far the greatest history teacher in the world!

Me. "yeet its Mr.Shoenenberg time to learn."
person." Shut up for god sake!"

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