A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."
Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.
Peter: Problems, what problems?
Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.
Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.
Peter: Problems, what problems?
Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.
Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.
by Pete October 06, 2004

A very large, expensive and FUCKING SHITE school in the North East of England in the land of Charvas.
by Pete November 21, 2003

To get shit done. This often, but not necessarily, involves using drinks, chronic, and all the right words.
My friend and I diplomized like only we can, and got that smoking brunette into the hot tub, minus the clothes.
by Pete February 28, 2004

by pete May 13, 2005

while having doggystyle intercourse, the man pulls out right before and blows it on a reeses pieces peanut-buttercup. He then hands it to his partner and they eat the salty goodness.
by pete November 16, 2003


one of the best punk/breakbeat industrial bands ever. known for lives shows where in some cases Jimmy Urine (singer) pisses on himself and makes out with the crowd
by pete December 15, 2003
