Pavelski8's definitions

glove

A condom. Object to keep ur penis protected, but sometimes one of those sperms can get through and you will get ur bitch pregnant. Also the object that O.J Simpson used to kill his girlfriend and some other guy but was somehow innocent. Also object to protect your hand(s) or keep them warm.

No glove...no love. You look like a broke ass O.J Simpson tryin to kill people with a pair of leather gloves.

by Pavelski8 December 23, 2006

chocolate covered pretzel

When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

by Pavelski8 March 30, 2009

ass kissing

To suck up to someone.Also known as brown nosin.Or to actually kiss someones ass.

Holy Shit dude get ready for some serious ass kissing.

by Pavelski8 September 17, 2006

jail bait

To find a girl very attractive, under the age of 18.Then to have sexual intercourse with that girl, would send you to prison.

So do you think its worth jail time to bang a hot chick (jail bait) under 18?

by Pavelski8 October 20, 2007

swass

Sweaty Ass. Also can use "sw" for sweaty balls, ass crack, asshole, testicles, vagina etc. (swalls, swasshole, swesticles,swagina)

Can also be used as an adjective "it is swasstastic outside".

Man this humidity is giving me major swass and swalls bro, need to change my undies.

by Pavelski8 July 9, 2012

fuckin way she goes

A good quote from Trailer Park Boys tv show. When something doesn't exactly go the way you wanted and leaves you disappointed.

Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't. Fuckin way she goes boys, fuckin way she goes...

by Pavelski8 May 3, 2008

poo crumbs

Crumbs of shit that remain in the toilet even after u flush.

Omg, someone left me poo crumbs in the toilet.

by Pavelski8 April 27, 2007