Definitions by Paul McCabe

paris hilton 

An unattractive blonde woman... Possibly with mental retardation.

Dude #1: I slept with Paris Hilton last night!
Dude #2: No way! So did I!

paris hilton by Paul McCabe September 5, 2005

toaster 

An appliance that stores food and keeps them cool. When you open it, the light comes on, and goes off when you close it.

I tried 37 times to catch it when the light was off, but failed.

toaster by Paul McCabe September 4, 2005

sports 

A way to test your athletic ability against others. They're also fun to watch.

Football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.

sports by paul mccabe May 29, 2005

Urban Dictionary 

A site that gets boring after you've looked up every dirty word you can think of, your home town, or a friend's name.

after that chances are you looked up the word urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary by paul mccabe May 25, 2005