Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Paul McCabe

paris hilton

An unattractive blonde woman... Possibly with mental retardation.

Dude #1: I slept with Paris Hilton last night!
Dude #2: No way! So did I!

An appliance that stores food and keeps them cool. When you open it, the light comes on, and goes off when you close it.

I tried 37 times to catch it when the light was off, but failed.

toaster by Paul McCabe September 4, 2005

A way to test your athletic ability against others. They're also fun to watch.

Football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.

A site that gets boring after you've looked up every dirty word you can think of, your home town, or a friend's name.

after that chances are you looked up the word urban dictionary