43 definitions by Paul J Parkinson

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mens or womens underwear.

see also gotchie
pull your pants up wigger, I can see your gitch.
by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005
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As of May 4 2005, it has be determined that this is the true number of the beast. A tiny fragment of 1,500-year-old papyrus was written in Greek, the original language of the New Testament, and contains a key passage from the Book of Revelation.
616 is the number of the beast!
by Paul J Parkinson May 04, 2005
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someone who really enjoys giving head!
morning, noon or night, my girlfriend is constantly sucking my cock. She's a real knob goblin!
by Paul J Parkinson March 21, 2005
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Failed Emergency Management Agency
After 'Hurricane Katrina' hit New Orleans, F.E.M.A.(Failed Emergency Management Agency) took so long to respond, it caused hundreds of needless deaths!
by Paul J Parkinson September 07, 2005
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a contraction of two words;
nic - short form for nicotine
fit - to freak out

when a person is jonesing for a cigarette.
do you have a smoke? I'm having a nic-fit
by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005
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a way to describe an object when your mind is in such a clutter you can't remember its' name because you are pressed for time. similar in meaning to thing-a-ma-jig.
quickly, go over there and grab me the doo-hickey.
by Paul J Parkinson March 24, 2005
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a gummer is a hummer(blowjob) that is given by someone that has no teeth/wears dentures(and removes them).
I met this cougar last night and she took me home. When we hopped in bed she removed her false teeth and gave me a gummer. It was 10x better than any old hummer could ever be!
by Paul J Parkinson July 05, 2005
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