Paul J Parkinson's definitions

F.E.M.A.

Failed Emergency Management Agency

After 'Hurricane Katrina' hit New Orleans, F.E.M.A.(Failed Emergency Management Agency) took so long to respond, it caused hundreds of needless deaths!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

scuba

to go down. to describe a person who loves to give oral sex.

my girlfriend is so scuba, she's always going down on me

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

thing-a-ma-bob

identical in meaning to thing-a-ma-jig(without pointing). similar in meaning to doo-hickey.

do you know where the thing-a-ma-bob went that was beside the doo-hickey over there on the thing-a-ma-jig?

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

spwinter

That yukkie weather between winter and spring!

brown snow on the ground, slush falling from the sky, too cold for a light jacket, too warm for the winter coat, what a typical spwinter's day!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

UD Nazi

Any editor of Urban Dictionary that is very strict as to what he/she passes.

That damn UD Nazi won't pass my definitions. I only made fun of half the people I know!

by Paul J Parkinson October 31, 2006

gizzard

the loose fitting skin that hangs around someones neck that at one time used to be a double chin.

that womans gizzard looks like a sack of wet diapers.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

carpet back

to descride a mans excessively hairy back!

gross! how could you sleep with that guy, he's got carpetback.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006