quick-fix

what a person craves when they abuse a product and cannot continue unless they do a little more.

eve had become a junkie, and her rig was empty. she whored herself out for $20 so she could buy that quick-fix.

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

camel-toe-joe

any person that that loves the site of camel-toe

1st guy: (salivating) wow, did you see her camel-toe? I'd like to chew on that!

2nd guy: man, you're such a camel-toe-joe

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

nic-fit

a contraction of two words;
nic - short form for nicotine
fit - to freak out

when a person is jonesing for a cigarette.

do you have a smoke? I'm having a nic-fit

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

schlock

the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.

Adam and Eve are having sex:

Eve; oh Adam(she screams)

Adam; (grunting)

(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

scuba

to go down. to describe a person who loves to give oral sex.

my girlfriend is so scuba, she's always going down on me

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

knob goblin

someone who really enjoys giving head!

morning, noon or night, my girlfriend is constantly sucking my cock. She's a real knob goblin!

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

thing-a-ma-bob

identical in meaning to thing-a-ma-jig(without pointing). similar in meaning to doo-hickey.

do you know where the thing-a-ma-bob went that was beside the doo-hickey over there on the thing-a-ma-jig?

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006