quick-fix

what a person craves when they abuse a product and cannot continue unless they do a little more.

eve had become a junkie, and her rig was empty. she whored herself out for $20 so she could buy that quick-fix.

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

camel-toe-joe

any person that that loves the site of camel-toe

1st guy: (salivating) wow, did you see her camel-toe? I'd like to chew on that!

2nd guy: man, you're such a camel-toe-joe

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

schlock

the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.

Adam and Eve are having sex:

Eve; oh Adam(she screams)

Adam; (grunting)

(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

nic-fit

a contraction of two words;
nic - short form for nicotine
fit - to freak out

when a person is jonesing for a cigarette.

do you have a smoke? I'm having a nic-fit

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

WMD

W's Momentus Disaster

What a Military Disaster! The search for WMD's turned into W's Momentus Disaster!

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

big meanie

a purposely hurtful jerk!

Eve; Adam, stop being such a big meanie by telling Cain he's not your child, and that you just found him roaming around the garden!

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

finger puppet

a name given to a little girl that gets finger fucked.

grandpa daddy used to finger fuck his 10 yr old niece. she was his favourite finger puppet.

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006