Definitions by Paul J Parkinson

9/11 

Another way to say you deserved it!

Yankee; I just got kicked in the nads by my ho, bitch girlfriend!
(Anyone); Speaking about her that way, I think 9/11! I'd do it too, but you Amerikans got no balls.

9/11 by Paul J Parkinson July 25, 2008

bud buster 

a bud buster is actually a coffee grinder, but put to good use. Grab some marijauna, chuck it in the grinder, give it some power, and voila, freshly ground buds(easy for rolling). I bet Proctor & Gamble would never have thought their coffee grinder would be used for busting buds(hence the term)!

Grab the bud buster and roll a fatty.

bud buster by Paul J Parkinson July 20, 2008

knob goblin 

someone who really enjoys giving head!

morning, noon or night, my girlfriend is constantly sucking my cock. She's a real knob goblin!

knob goblin by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

megamercial

two(2) or more commercials from multiple manufacturers sharing the same television screen simutaniously!

Fnord, Yike, Popsi, and Allmart commercial were all viewed at the same time while only one soundtrack played!

megamercial by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

stupiot 

someone who is oblivious to the fact that they have done something wrong and don't show any signs of remorse. a person who completely lacks ID!

after leaving his girlfrend stranded for hours while he spent her money and had sex with someone else, upon his arrival, she called him a stupiot!

stupiot by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

neo-con-artist

a person who belongs to the ultra-right.

after lying to get into power, the republicans waged an illegal war which made the neo-con-artist happy!

neo-con-artist by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

spleege 

spreadable cheese in a squeeze bottle.

after receiving his hotdog, he asked for some spleege!

spleege by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006