Worzels or occasionally Spelt Wurzels are the little bunch of country bumpkins who live in The City known as Southampton, They talk like Carrot munching farmers and Speak with a Strong West Country Accent, People in the neighbouring City of Portsmouth feel sorry for them and view them as harmless little Scummers.
Nick Illingsworth Is a Worzel
by Paul Foxton September 06, 2021
Worzels or occasionally Spelt Wurzels are the little bunch of country bumpkins who live in The City known as Southampton, They talk like Carrot munching farmers and Speak with a Strong West Country Accent, People in the neighbouring City of Portsmouth feel sorry for them and view them as harmless little Scummers.
Nick Illingsworth Is a Worzel
by Paul Foxton September 06, 2021
A Farm Face is a Portsmouth slang word used to describe somebody from one of the several Middle Class suburban Farming Villages near, but NOT IN the City of Portsmouth. A Farm Face usually lives in a Posh Farming village such as Purbrook, Horndean and Hambledon.
"Did you see that straw-chewing Country Farm Face in here earlier? I bet he drinks in The Woodman with all the other middle class country bumpkins"
by Paul Foxton August 11, 2021
A Wurzel is a Supporter of Southampton Football Club, It’s usually used in a derogatory sense by People from Portsmouth to describe Southampton Fans, People in Southampton are known as Wurzels due to speaking with The West Country Accent.
"Danny Ings is a Wurzel"
by Paul Foxton July 26, 2021
Wurzels are the Middle Class Farmers that live in the small Rural Hampshire City of Southampton, they are known as wurzels because they have a strong West Country Accent which set’s them apart from the rest of Hampshire.
I met a Wurzel in Warsash the other day and he said, "Ize fram sarfarmmtin ize iz, and Oilike sarfarmmtin Ize Does”
by Paul Foxton September 06, 2021
Hilsea is The most Brilliant District of Portsmouth, Full of Legends, Hilsea Lads are envyed and Idolised by The Rest of Portsmouth, Hilsea is still 90% white unlike the rest of modern Day Pompey which is why people from Milton and Buckland Are jealous of it, Hilsea Lads wear Peter Storm cagoules, carry Stanley knives, Listen to Rave Bands Like The Happy Mondays and The Stone Roses and also follow Portsmouth FC like a religion. Hilsea also has the Best Girls in Portsmouth, The're not beauty queens but they're our pearls.
by Paul Foxton September 23, 2021
Hilsea is The Most Legendary part of Portsmouth, Hilsea Lads dress casual and wear Peter Storm cagoules, carry Stanley knives, follow Portsmouth Football Club & always have a fit ting to shag at night, The rest of Pompey idolises people from Hilsea and See’s them as the Coolest Fuckers in Town.
"Who’s that Legend on the Vespa over there mate?" " Oh that’s Jamie Turner , he’s from Hilsea, lives up Northern Parade"
by Paul Foxton October 06, 2021