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Widley is the northernmost suburb of Portsmouth England, located about 7 miles from the city centre, It is found to the north of Cosham, it is a Lower Middle Class Area and Far Less deprived than the rest of Portsmouth, (Although it isn’t Perfect)
it’s also where Portsmouth City Council Ends and Havant council Begins
it’s also where Portsmouth City Council Ends and Havant council Begins
by Paul Foxton September 22, 2021
Get the Widley mug.Wurzels are the Middle Class Farmers that live in the small Rural Hampshire City of Southampton, they are known as wurzels because they have a strong West Country Accent which set’s them apart from the rest of Hampshire.
I met a Wurzel in Warsash the other day and he said, "Ize fram sarfarmmtin ize iz, and Oilike sarfarmmtin Ize Does”
by Paul Foxton September 5, 2021
Get the Wurzel mug.Worzels or occasionally Spelt Wurzels are the little bunch of country bumpkins who live in The City known as Southampton, They talk like Carrot munching farmers and Speak with a Strong West Country Accent, People in the neighbouring City of Portsmouth feel sorry for them and view them as harmless little Scummers.
Nick Illingsworth Is a Worzel
by Paul Foxton September 5, 2021
Get the Worzel mug.The most immense and Brillant Part of Portsmouth, full of Legends, Hilsea is a genarally an awsome place. It has top quality council housing and the greatest community centre in Pompey, until recently Hilsea was home to the last remaining commercial grass runway airport in the United Kingdom, Hilsea also has the Green Posts the best Boozer in Pompey and Hilsea Lido the best swimming bath In Europe
by Paul Foxton September 9, 2021
Get the Hilsea mug.Hilsea is The Most Legendary part of Portsmouth, Hilsea Lads dress casual and wear Peter Storm cagoules, carry Stanley knives, follow Portsmouth Football Club & always have a fit ting to shag at night, The rest of Pompey idolises people from Hilsea and See’s them as the Coolest Fuckers in Town.
"Who’s that Legend on the Vespa over there mate?" " Oh that’s Jamie Turner , he’s from Hilsea, lives up Northern Parade"
by Paul Foxton October 5, 2021
Get the Hilsea mug.Skate is an abusive term originating from Portsmouth's civilian population, a dismissive one aimed at Royal Navy sailors based in the city, People from Portsmouth have been calling Sailors Skates since the mid 19th century.
A Pompey Fan would say "I hate those Skates taking over Spice island, Skates are not welcome in Portsmouth"
by Paul Foxton September 5, 2021
Get the Skate mug.A Farm Face is a Portsmouth slang word used to describe somebody from one of the several Middle Class suburban Farming Villages near, but NOT IN the City of Portsmouth. A Farm Face usually lives in a Posh Farming village such as Purbrook, Horndean and Hambledon.
"Did you see that straw-chewing Country Farm Face in here earlier? I bet he drinks in The Woodman with all the other middle class country bumpkins"
by Paul Foxton August 10, 2021
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