18 definitions by Paul Foxton
A Wurzel is a Supporter of Southampton Football Club, It’s usually used in a derogatory sense by People from Portsmouth to describe Southampton Fans, People in Southampton are known as Wurzels due to speaking with The West Country Accent.
"Danny Ings is a Wurzel"
by Paul Foxton July 26, 2021
Wurzels are the Middle Class Farmers that live in the small Rural Hampshire City of Southampton, they are known as wurzels because they have a strong West Country Accent which set’s them apart from the rest of Hampshire.
I met a Wurzel in Warsash the other day and he said, "Ize fram sarfarmmtin ize iz, and Oilike sarfarmmtin Ize Does”
by Paul Foxton September 6, 2021
Crookhorn is a turdpit suburb of Portsmouth just outside The city, marred with bottles of Omega cider and piles of Junk, The residents have strange surnames such As Walczak and spend their days drinking in Locals Dumps known as The Centurion.
by Paul Foxton October 3, 2021
by Paul Foxton September 6, 2021
A Farm Face is a Portsmouth slang word used to describe somebody from one of the several Middle Class suburban Farming Villages near, but NOT IN the City of Portsmouth. A Farm Face usually lives in a Posh Farming village such as Purbrook, Horndean and Hambledon.
"Did you see that straw-chewing Country Farm Face in here earlier? I bet he drinks in The Woodman with all the other middle class country bumpkins"
by Paul Foxton August 11, 2021
Hilsea is The most Brilliant District of Portsmouth, Full of Legends, Hilsea Lads are envyed and Idolised by The Rest of Portsmouth, Hilsea is still 90% white unlike the rest of modern Day Pompey which is why people from Milton and Buckland Are jealous of it, Hilsea Lads wear Peter Storm cagoules, carry Stanley knives, Listen to Rave Bands Like The Happy Mondays and The Stone Roses and also follow Portsmouth FC like a religion. Hilsea also has the Best Girls in Portsmouth, The're not beauty queens but they're our pearls.
by Paul Foxton September 23, 2021
Hilsea is The Most Legendary part of Portsmouth, Hilsea Lads dress casual and wear Peter Storm cagoules, carry Stanley knives, follow Portsmouth Football Club & always have a fit ting to shag at night, The rest of Pompey idolises people from Hilsea and See’s them as the Coolest Fuckers in Town.
"Who’s that Legend on the Vespa over there mate?" " Oh that’s Jamie Turner , he’s from Hilsea, lives up Northern Parade"
by Paul Foxton October 6, 2021