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Bircher

A member of the John Birch Society, a rabid ultraright-wing anti-communist pressure group responsible for many of the wild conspiracy theories that defined the presidency of Donald Trump.

Birchers are characterized by a unique brand of anti-communist hysteria that permeates their worldview, causing them to view things like public education, the UN, NAFTA, the civil rights movement, the Equal Rights Amendment, and Article V conventions to amend the US constitution as tools of communism and the New World Order.

Though the Birchers' influence peaked in the 1970s and they later became viewed as wack-jobs, many of their ideas have become foundational to the Trump-era and post-Trump Republican party, in part because of the efforts of Birchers like Alex Jones.
The Birchers never died out, they just rebranded; their ideas and tactics are the foundation of groups like Moms for Liberty.

Miss me with that Bircher crap.

Alex Jones takes after his parents in many ways, especially their Bircherism.
by Paul Allen's card June 2, 2024
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chadhon

/tttt/ slang for a trans woman who looked like a chad pre-transition and who, despite years of HRT, still looks significantly more masculine and attractive than most cis men. Think 6'6" (~2m) tall, ex-military/linebacker build, with a fivehead.

In order for a chadhon to have any hope of passing, they would need a significant amount of surgery and careful wardrobe planning, though they would probably still stick out like a sore thumb even if they were cis-passing due to unchangeable characteristics like their height.

Some chadhons use this to their advantage, going to baby trans spaces and getting HSTSs to crush on them, and then using their intimidating presence to more or less get away with rape.
If LeBron James ever transitioned, he would be a chadon for sure.

There's a chadhon at the trans support group again, I'm afraid the baby-husses stand no chance against her.
by Paul Allen's card June 2, 2024
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roachmax

The art of making yourself as messy and filthy as possible, especially when done with the intent of passing as a slobbish man.

The term was coined by a trans man (FtM) on /tttt/ in 2021, describing his descent from a "prim girl" to someone who "seems to relish in being gross."
Since I started roachmaxxing, I no longer get ma'am'd. I can't tell if they're sir'ing me to try and spite me or if I actually pass, but I'm not about to stop.

People bitch about "oh no your millimeters of bone are fucked so how are you going to be a twink or a twunk or a prince or roachmax or blah blah." But the truth is that you can just be a man and look however you end up looking, whether that's an underwear model, a roachmaxxer, a gym rat roid rager, an alcoholic 40%-er, or anything in between. Shocking, I know.
by Paul Allen's card September 23, 2023
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foldered

When a tripfag has their photos saved to a folder dedicated to that tripfag by an obsessive data hoarder on websites like 4chan. This could be done to hold it over the tripfag's head later on, to jerk off to and repost later, or just to satisfy a compulsion to save everything about the non-anons they interact with.
That's the anon that posted it, unless he got foldered.

Looking good. Foldered.
by Paul Allen's card May 21, 2024
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graduation phenomenon

The tendency of transgender individuals to drift into the background and away from the trans community the farther along they are in their transition. That isn't to say that they no longer identify as LGBT, but rather, their involvement in trans support groups, trans subreddits, local trans events, etc. wanes with time as they become less in need of active support and less able to relate to younger trans (baby trans) experiences and concerns like the onset of the effects of HRT, the process of coming out, getting all new clothes, and (especially for those who have had bottom surgery) bottom dysphoria.

If they are a trans lesbian (transbian), for instance, they may continue to attend pride events, but focus more on being a lesbian than being trans because being trans has essentially moved to the back of their mind; it's no longer something they actively think about beyond administering their estrogen.
"Why is it that most of the trans women here don't mind their genitals, when statistically, most trans women want SRS? Are we outliers?"
"Graduation phenomenon - they all got it and moved on."

The graduation phenomenon accounts for much of the ideological divide between so-called baby trans and elder trans individuals.
by Paul Allen's card May 23, 2024
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Vomit comet

In Chicagoland, the nickname for the South Shore Line commuter rail service between South Bend, Indiana and Chicago. The name comes from the orange livery, which some consider ugly.
I'll be late, the vomit comet broke down again.

My sheltered roommate at Notre Dame thought I was suicidal taking the vomit comet to visit my parents in Chicago because his family only ever watched Fox News.
by Paul Allen's card August 19, 2025
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huss

/tttt/ shorthand for husstuss, or HSTS. Frequently modified as hussy or hussie in jokes and insults.
Becky is a typical huss, she's only interested in dating men and can name every Drag Race contestant.
by Paul Allen's card June 2, 2024
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