The art of making yourself as messy and filthy as possible, especially when done with the intent of passing as a slobbish man.
The term was coined by a trans man (FtM) on /tttt/ in 2021, describing his descent from a "prim girl" to someone who "seems to relish in being gross."
The term was coined by a trans man (FtM) on /tttt/ in 2021, describing his descent from a "prim girl" to someone who "seems to relish in being gross."
Since I started roachmaxxing, I no longer get ma'am'd. I can't tell if they're sir'ing me to try and spite me or if I actually pass, but I'm not about to stop.
People bitch about "oh no your millimeters of bone are fucked so how are you going to be a twink or a twunk or a prince or roachmax or blah blah." But the truth is that you can just be a man and look however you end up looking, whether that's an underwear model, a roachmaxxer, a gym rat roid rager, an alcoholic 40%-er, or anything in between. Shocking, I know.
People bitch about "oh no your millimeters of bone are fucked so how are you going to be a twink or a twunk or a prince or roachmax or blah blah." But the truth is that you can just be a man and look however you end up looking, whether that's an underwear model, a roachmaxxer, a gym rat roid rager, an alcoholic 40%-er, or anything in between. Shocking, I know.
by Paul Allen's card September 23, 2023
Common /tttt/ slang, "John 50" (or "John, 50") is a term for trans women (MtFs) who transition late in life (lateshits and oldshits), particularly those who repress using any means they can think of before eventually caving as they realize they have to transition or they will either commit suicide because of or effectively become disabled by their gender dysphoria.
The original "John 50" was described in a paper entitled "Implications of Being Gender Dysphoric: A Developmental Review" by Anne Vitale, published in Gender and Psychoanalysis, An Interdisciplinary Journal, Vol. 6 No. 2, Spring 2001, and the term has become a shorthand for individuals who have had similar experiences and as a warning for repressors: how they might turn out as a direct result of their continued denial of their transness and/or staunch refusal to transition, especially for those who are in a position where transitioning is socially, legally, and financially feasible.
Thankfully, the original "John 50" has a happy ending, which makes the term two-pronged: a warning of what might happen if you do not transition, and how things could end if you do.
"Jane 50" and "Jane, 50" are the trans man/FtM equivalents to "John 50", though they receive significantly less usage among the denizens of /tttt/.
The original "John 50" was described in a paper entitled "Implications of Being Gender Dysphoric: A Developmental Review" by Anne Vitale, published in Gender and Psychoanalysis, An Interdisciplinary Journal, Vol. 6 No. 2, Spring 2001, and the term has become a shorthand for individuals who have had similar experiences and as a warning for repressors: how they might turn out as a direct result of their continued denial of their transness and/or staunch refusal to transition, especially for those who are in a position where transitioning is socially, legally, and financially feasible.
Thankfully, the original "John 50" has a happy ending, which makes the term two-pronged: a warning of what might happen if you do not transition, and how things could end if you do.
"Jane 50" and "Jane, 50" are the trans man/FtM equivalents to "John 50", though they receive significantly less usage among the denizens of /tttt/.
This picture has some serious John 50 energy.
Have you heard of John 50? It's not a tale that the trenders would tell you. Legend has it, there was a repper who, on a quest for infinite repression, discovered a way to repress life itself...
I wonder how many straight trans girls will have their husbands go John, 50 on them later in life.
Some people never get to be whole, or are happy in their John 50 rapehon life or Jane 50 pooner butch life. Being trans is pain, and every single person copes in a different way. Some do it by just telling no one and shouldering it until they die. Others break in their 60s.
Silly midshit, you're supposed to troon at 5 and get your parents to pay for everything, or at 45 with all the money you got from a male-passing paycheck and the emotional support of your wife and 3 kids (she pressured you into the last two because your dysphoria-induced panic attacks from the first pregnancy weren't enough for her) but you still get to be 5 years ahead of John 50!
Have you heard of John 50? It's not a tale that the trenders would tell you. Legend has it, there was a repper who, on a quest for infinite repression, discovered a way to repress life itself...
I wonder how many straight trans girls will have their husbands go John, 50 on them later in life.
Some people never get to be whole, or are happy in their John 50 rapehon life or Jane 50 pooner butch life. Being trans is pain, and every single person copes in a different way. Some do it by just telling no one and shouldering it until they die. Others break in their 60s.
Silly midshit, you're supposed to troon at 5 and get your parents to pay for everything, or at 45 with all the money you got from a male-passing paycheck and the emotional support of your wife and 3 kids (she pressured you into the last two because your dysphoria-induced panic attacks from the first pregnancy weren't enough for her) but you still get to be 5 years ahead of John 50!
by Paul Allen's card September 18, 2023
A term referring to the convergence of fast food chains like McDonald's, Taco Bell, and Starbucks on a similar design language, eliminating distinctive architectural styles like specific roof slants, local theming (such as that which used to be employed at the Dallas Zoo McDonald's or the Chicago Rock and Roll McDonald's), elements which only appeal to kids (like the McDonald's PlayPlace), and the limiting of color palettes to largely consist of black, white, brown, and gray.
While some believe it to be a conspiracy to make stores less inviting to decrease time spent inside (thus increasing turnover), in reality, it is largely driven by market forces. By appearing less "fun," it becomes less appealing to younger audiences in favor of adults who have more disposable income, and (most importantly) it means the underlying property can be flipped more easily.
By ensuring that the buildings no longer retain a distinctive corporate affiliation after the branding is removed which would require expensive renovations to eliminate or neutralize (such as the iconic roofs that top many former Pizza Huts), they are more easily resold to a wider variety of businesses should the location become unprofitable or a franchisee wishes to exit with no new franchisors lined up to take over operations.
While some believe it to be a conspiracy to make stores less inviting to decrease time spent inside (thus increasing turnover), in reality, it is largely driven by market forces. By appearing less "fun," it becomes less appealing to younger audiences in favor of adults who have more disposable income, and (most importantly) it means the underlying property can be flipped more easily.
By ensuring that the buildings no longer retain a distinctive corporate affiliation after the branding is removed which would require expensive renovations to eliminate or neutralize (such as the iconic roofs that top many former Pizza Huts), they are more easily resold to a wider variety of businesses should the location become unprofitable or a franchisee wishes to exit with no new franchisors lined up to take over operations.
All these fast food chains look the same now, cut off the logos and you'd never know what they were. Isn't McBrutalism lovely?
McBrutalist architecture is such an eye-sore, even worse than the original designs.
McBrutalist architecture is such an eye-sore, even worse than the original designs.
by Paul Allen's card December 03, 2023
Much like "anon", this term is used to refer to other anonymous 4chan users without just writing "you", but in a more feminine way since "nona" sounds feminine due to it ending in an "a".
It is primarily used by the denizens of 4chan's /lgbt/ board, where trans women make up a sizeable percentage of the posters.
It is primarily used by the denizens of 4chan's /lgbt/ board, where trans women make up a sizeable percentage of the posters.
Anonymous OP: What FFS procedures should I get so I can finally become a passoid rather than a gorilla ogrehon?
Anonymous responder: Nona, you already pass! Touch grass, you've gotten brainwormed and blackpilled.
Anonymous responder: Nona, you already pass! Touch grass, you've gotten brainwormed and blackpilled.
by Paul Allen's card June 10, 2025
I thought he was a normal dude ISTG but I'd rather him transition at this point rather than be a crossie!
It sucks having such large feet; I can't buy women's shoes, just crossie or unisex ones.
I'm not necessarily disgusted by him exploring transition, but more like this crossie avenue.
I think I've seen Sammy on Grindr they just seemed like a regular crossie and didn't call themself a trans woman or anything.
It sucks having such large feet; I can't buy women's shoes, just crossie or unisex ones.
I'm not necessarily disgusted by him exploring transition, but more like this crossie avenue.
I think I've seen Sammy on Grindr they just seemed like a regular crossie and didn't call themself a trans woman or anything.
by Paul Allen's card June 29, 2024
/tttt/ slang for a trans woman who looked like a chad pre-transition and who, despite years of HRT, still looks significantly more masculine and attractive than most cis men. Think 6'6" (~2m) tall, ex-military/linebacker build, with a fivehead.
In order for a chadhon to have any hope of passing, they would need a significant amount of surgery and careful wardrobe planning, though they would probably still stick out like a sore thumb even if they were cis-passing due to unchangeable characteristics like their height.
Some chadhons use this to their advantage, going to baby trans spaces and getting HSTSs to crush on them, and then using their intimidating presence to more or less get away with rape.
In order for a chadhon to have any hope of passing, they would need a significant amount of surgery and careful wardrobe planning, though they would probably still stick out like a sore thumb even if they were cis-passing due to unchangeable characteristics like their height.
Some chadhons use this to their advantage, going to baby trans spaces and getting HSTSs to crush on them, and then using their intimidating presence to more or less get away with rape.
If LeBron James ever transitioned, he would be a chadon for sure.
There's a chadhon at the trans support group again, I'm afraid the baby-husses stand no chance against her.
There's a chadhon at the trans support group again, I'm afraid the baby-husses stand no chance against her.
by Paul Allen's card June 02, 2024
A member of the John Birch Society, a rabid ultraright-wing anti-communist pressure group responsible for many of the wild conspiracy theories that defined the presidency of Donald Trump.
Birchers are characterized by a unique brand of anti-communist hysteria that permeates their worldview, causing them to view things like public education, the UN, NAFTA, the civil rights movement, the Equal Rights Amendment, and Article V conventions to amend the US constitution as tools of communism and the New World Order.
Though the Birchers' influence peaked in the 1970s and they later became viewed as wack-jobs, many of their ideas have become foundational to the Trump-era and post-Trump Republican party, in part because of the efforts of Birchers like Alex Jones.
Birchers are characterized by a unique brand of anti-communist hysteria that permeates their worldview, causing them to view things like public education, the UN, NAFTA, the civil rights movement, the Equal Rights Amendment, and Article V conventions to amend the US constitution as tools of communism and the New World Order.
Though the Birchers' influence peaked in the 1970s and they later became viewed as wack-jobs, many of their ideas have become foundational to the Trump-era and post-Trump Republican party, in part because of the efforts of Birchers like Alex Jones.
The Birchers never died out, they just rebranded; their ideas and tactics are the foundation of groups like Moms for Liberty.
Miss me with that Bircher crap.
Alex Jones takes after his parents in many ways, especially their Bircherism.
Miss me with that Bircher crap.
Alex Jones takes after his parents in many ways, especially their Bircherism.
by Paul Allen's card June 02, 2024