Definitions by Paul

slag 

Something handy to have around at 3 in the morning when one has lucked out

I finally managed to find an old slag!!

slag by paul December 26, 2003

sprawl 

what old people do when one kicks away their walking sticks

Look at that old person sprawlled all over the pavement

sprawl by paul December 26, 2003

scronky 

something that hits the window after a violent sneeze

An example atchoo......splat

scronky by Paul December 25, 2003

democracy 

Apolitical system that only rich people can afford

IBM is very democratic

democracy by Paul December 25, 2003

windjammer 

Extremly large turd that causes huge amounts of pain when being passed.

arrrrrrrrghhhhh is normally the expression that goes with windjammer

windjammer by paul December 25, 2003

history

A tale made up to explain to the wife why you came home drunk

You won't believe what happend to me on the way home dear........

history by Paul December 25, 2003

pebbledashing 

The effect of foreign food after 12 to 24 hours, a mixture of fart and liquid shit that results in the splatter effect in the bog

that shit was incredible i peebledashed!

pebbledashing by paul December 25, 2003