Patty's definitions

smithy the toad

Smithy the toad was once a man with a large penis, he then go turned into a toad. When this happened he kept the long penis and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. He cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can fuck like a full grown man

Smithy the toad's erection is 10 inches long.

by Patty December 10, 2004

Jack the retard

Jack the Retard is well.... a retard most obvioulsy. Also he is the only retard to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas
Good for Jack the Retard

there goes jack the retard; the only retard to get a job

by Patty December 12, 2004

niggatron

a transormer that can turn into a carrot and talks in ebonics

niggatron is a decepticon

by patty January 24, 2005

duck

duck (verb) - to shove a female prostitute into a confined space; to force someone into hiding, usually at gunpoint

"The cops were coming so i had to duck the bitch in the trunk."

by Patty February 7, 2005

monOHIOnucleosis

A rare disease discovered near Cleveland which is characterised by fatigue, lethargy and an irresistible urge to bake for other people.

I think Kate has monOHIOnucleosis.

by Patty March 17, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

The bestest day in the entire world. Everyone is Irish and you can drink until you're shit faced. Guinness flows like water and you get to pinch people on the ass. It's also MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOO HOOOO

Meet you at the pub for some lucky charms and green beer.

by Patty March 28, 2004

er1c

A handsome, mysterious person. Has only been seen in public by one person. A rare catch indeed!

Who the hell is 'er1c' anyway?

by Patty January 10, 2004