LMP

Lick My Pussy!

if a guy is pissing you off, turn to him and say, "You know what (name)...LMP" and just walk away.

by Patty July 01, 2004

rigid shaft

rigid shaft is the thing in a males pants in where the flabby skin becomes hard and stiff and is inmovable thus wise causing pleasure when stroke gently or pushed in and out of a hole that is pink and stinky

The man's rigid shaft was protruding from his pants and was clearly visible

by Patty December 08, 2004

iggin

Bothering , troubling greatly.

Chico DeBarge has a great song, "Iggin' Me".

"It's iggin' me, baby
To know you got a man..."

by Patty September 21, 2004

duck

duck (verb) - to shove a female prostitute into a confined space; to force someone into hiding, usually at gunpoint

"The cops were coming so i had to duck the bitch in the trunk."

by Patty February 07, 2005

bubkis

Nothing, as in zilch

by Patty September 15, 2003

monOHIOnucleosis

A rare disease discovered near Cleveland which is characterised by fatigue, lethargy and an irresistible urge to bake for other people.

I think Kate has monOHIOnucleosis.

by Patty March 17, 2004

er1c

A handsome, mysterious person. Has only been seen in public by one person. A rare catch indeed!

Who the hell is 'er1c' anyway?

by Patty January 10, 2004