Post-Grunge

A made-up music genre created by bored moronic suit and ties at record labels, radio stations, and MTV so that everyone can clamor on to another phony genre.
Bands like Three Doors Down, Hinder, Nickelback, Creed, Saliva, Three Days Grace, Godsmack, etc. all use the word to avoid being called metal, which they really are, but a really bad, sucky dumbed down version of it.
Hinder is not a Post-grunge band, but a hair band without the hair
Godsmack is not a post-grunge band, but a metal band with their instruments tuned down.
Daughty not a post-grunge band, but a Bon Jovi/Nickelback wanna-be.
Nickelback is not a post-grunge band, but a Bon Jovi Wanna-be.
Post-grunge is genre that doesn't exist.
by Patriotic Leftie February 06, 2008
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Awesome

Me.
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Larry Craig

1.) An obviously closeted homosexual Senator from Idaho

2.) A closeted Homosexual who still denies being gay after being caught red-handed doing gay things.
1.) Larry Craig, the Senator from Idaho, should just give up and admit he likes dudes.

2.) When Daniel was caught with homo-erotic drawings he drew, he went all Larry Craig and said that it was for an Art Class.
by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008
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Bit

A Bit is when someone posts on Message Boards/Forums (i.e. KFAN's rube chat, ESPN forums, Megadeth Forums) as someone other than themselves. They can sign in as rock stars, super heroes, famous local sports columnists, dead celebrities, politicians, a made-up person, or even another actual posters name with a slight difference in their username's spelling (with all of their stuff copied and pasted in the signature and the like fields) to mimick them. These bits are created for the soul purpose of humor, but sometimes can be overwheliming, repetitive. trolling, and insulting. The best thing for users who have bits to do is to post them in moderation.
1.) You can tell that "Average Packer Fan" is "Steve from Minneapolis's" bit because of how "Average Packer Fan" misspells words, talks about being drunk all the time, sniffing paint thinner, and loving cousins, is exacty how he stereotypes people from Wisconsin.

2.) Who created an account under the username "Cookie Monster" who always talks about being in love with Snuffleupagus? That bit is so lame!

3.) I didn't post that! Look at the username, he is "GeorgiaGay" not "GeorgiaGuy"! Obviously this bit was created by someone who wants to make me look stupid.

4.) Optimus Prime bit: "AUTOBOTS: ROLL OUT!"

5.) If the Urban Didionary editors to not post this, they are obvious bits!! No REAL PERSON can be this STUCK UP!!!
by Patriotic Leftie February 16, 2010
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Rittenhouse Jihad

AKA Y’all Qaeda
A group of right wing extremist terrorists who blindly support Donald Trump and Kyle Rittenhouse, the latter whom is their very own Osama Bin Laden.’
The Rittenhouse Jihad hate America and everything it stands for.
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Mitch McConnell

1.) A spineless turtle, very rare in reptiles.

2.) Another term for a hypocritical motherfucking piece of shit.
1.) The Mitch McConnell hid in his shell.

2.) Reverend Tom is being such a Mitch McConnell by preaching family values while cheating on his wife.
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Safteysuit

Anothers post grunge poser group actve rock radio wants to force down peoples throats. Avoid at all costs. Think Hinder, yet more boring.
Dude 1: Hey Heard that new band on 93x last night that rocked the cage match.
Dude 2: Safteysuit? Hell no! They blow balls, they sound like Matchbox 20, just like everyone else?
Dude 1: No, I was talking about Airbourne, the band that kicked their ass by a landslide on last nights cagematch, for being a breath of fresh air.
by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008
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