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Dan Cole
Dan Cole "The Common Man" is the most awesome radio show in the Minneapolis/St. Paul/Greater Minnesota area. He hosts "The Common Man Show" on the Fan, a Sports/Talk station in Twin Cities market which which is simulcasted across the upper midwest. His show consists of Tomfoolery ans Skullduggery. One of the first to coin the term Rube, his sense of humor is that which some people don't understand. He'll pretend to be dumb and not know what he's talking about, when he actually does know what he's talking about, just to throw some people who don't get the humor off. He has a following callied the commonwealth who help contribute humor to his show. His show is also called "Nothing at Noon", and also "Next to Nothing at 1"
Dan Cole "the Common Man" is the King of Twin Cities radio.
Dan Cole is 10 times better than that idiot on the KQ Morning show Tom Barnyard
Dan Cole is 10 times better than that idiot on the KQ Morning show Tom Barnyard
Dan Cole by Patriotic Leftie June 9, 2009
Post-Grunge
A made-up music genre created by bored moronic suit and ties at record labels, radio stations, and MTV so that everyone can clamor on to another phony genre.
Bands like Three Doors Down, Hinder, Nickelback, Creed, Saliva, Three Days Grace, Godsmack, etc. all use the word to avoid being called metal, which they really are, but a really bad, sucky dumbed down version of it.
Bands like Three Doors Down, Hinder, Nickelback, Creed, Saliva, Three Days Grace, Godsmack, etc. all use the word to avoid being called metal, which they really are, but a really bad, sucky dumbed down version of it.
Hinder is not a Post-grunge band, but a hair band without the hair
Godsmack is not a post-grunge band, but a metal band with their instruments tuned down.
Daughty not a post-grunge band, but a Bon Jovi/Nickelback wanna-be.
Nickelback is not a post-grunge band, but a Bon Jovi Wanna-be.
Post-grunge is genre that doesn't exist.
Godsmack is not a post-grunge band, but a metal band with their instruments tuned down.
Daughty not a post-grunge band, but a Bon Jovi/Nickelback wanna-be.
Nickelback is not a post-grunge band, but a Bon Jovi Wanna-be.
Post-grunge is genre that doesn't exist.
Post-Grunge by Patriotic Leftie February 6, 2008
Ronald Reagan
1.) The second worst President of the USA, EVER! The first being GWB. For some reason he's the object of neo-cons' wet dreams.
2.) A nauseating conversation that always comes up during 2008 GOP Presidential Debates.
2.) A nauseating conversation that always comes up during 2008 GOP Presidential Debates.
1.) Remember back when Saddam actually did have WMDs in the '80s, and gassed the Curds with them. Ronald Reagan was the guy who gave them to him. Ronald Reagan was also responsible for Iran Contra, the overrated POS should've been impeached over it.
2.) Last night during the GOP Presidential debate, McCain, Romney, and Huckabee all went in graphic detail on how they'd like to perform necrophiliac acts to Reagan's remains.
2.) Last night during the GOP Presidential debate, McCain, Romney, and Huckabee all went in graphic detail on how they'd like to perform necrophiliac acts to Reagan's remains.
Ronald Reagan by Patriotic Leftie February 5, 2008
Airbourne
A kick-ass heavy metal band/hard rock band that will finally save rock music from poser "Post Grunge" like Nickelback
dude 1: Heard of that new Australian band Airbourne?
dude 2: Hell Yeah! Will they save us from that crap that's flooding the active rock stations like Nickelback, Hinder, and Daughtry?
dud 1: Hell YEAH!! \m/-
dude 2: Hell Yeah! Will they save us from that crap that's flooding the active rock stations like Nickelback, Hinder, and Daughtry?
dud 1: Hell YEAH!! \m/-
Airbourne by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008
Safteysuit
Anothers post grunge poser group actve rock radio wants to force down peoples throats. Avoid at all costs. Think Hinder, yet more boring.
Dude 1: Hey Heard that new band on 93x last night that rocked the cage match.
Dude 2: Safteysuit? Hell no! They blow balls, they sound like Matchbox 20, just like everyone else?
Dude 1: No, I was talking about Airbourne, the band that kicked their ass by a landslide on last nights cagematch, for being a breath of fresh air.
Dude 2: Safteysuit? Hell no! They blow balls, they sound like Matchbox 20, just like everyone else?
Dude 1: No, I was talking about Airbourne, the band that kicked their ass by a landslide on last nights cagematch, for being a breath of fresh air.
Safteysuit by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008
Larry Craig
1.) An obviously closeted homosexual Senator from Idaho
2.) A closeted Homosexual who still denies being gay after being caught red-handed doing gay things.
2.) A closeted Homosexual who still denies being gay after being caught red-handed doing gay things.
1.) Larry Craig, the Senator from Idaho, should just give up and admit he likes dudes.
2.) When Daniel was caught with homo-erotic drawings he drew, he went all Larry Craig and said that it was for an Art Class.
2.) When Daniel was caught with homo-erotic drawings he drew, he went all Larry Craig and said that it was for an Art Class.
Larry Craig by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008
Tom Barnard
1.) An overhyped douche who hosts a Morning Show on a Minneapolis classic rock station. Has neo-con POVs yet is an Atheist, causing him to have a lot of self issues. For some reason Twin Citians like to listen to his Liberal bashing bile even though Minnesota has been wisely a blue state for the past 30+ years. In 2000, the funny voice guy, Tony Lee, left the show, thus causing Barnyard's show to be even less funny, with "comedy" bits that geared more towards Fascist propaganda.
2.) To be really rich and wish that all poor people be deported so you don't have to give to charity.
3.) To be a pig (physically or metaphoricaly) and still be popullar.
2.) To be really rich and wish that all poor people be deported so you don't have to give to charity.
3.) To be a pig (physically or metaphoricaly) and still be popullar.
1.) Tom Beranard said on the radio today that we should vote for Huckabee, than declared that god doesn't exist. After that he went on a rant about how poor people should be kicked out of clinics if they don't have insurance so he wouldn't have to wait so long for his appointment, because he more important.
2.) George Steinbreiner pulled a Tom Barnard at church when the collection plate came to him, and he dumped all the money down his shirt.
3.) Quit being such a Tom Barnard and learn that people with other skin colors, and sexual preferences are human too. And for Pete's sake start working out, you look like a Tom Barnard.
2.) George Steinbreiner pulled a Tom Barnard at church when the collection plate came to him, and he dumped all the money down his shirt.
3.) Quit being such a Tom Barnard and learn that people with other skin colors, and sexual preferences are human too. And for Pete's sake start working out, you look like a Tom Barnard.
Tom Barnard by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008