Definitions by Patrick the Starfish001

Disastersaures

A combination of a type of dinosaur and a disaster, with prehistoric magnitude.

Did you see that disastersaures on the news? Neither did I.

Disastersaures by Patrick the Starfish001 July 25, 2021

Bird Brain

When a man always has women on his mind and is attracted and drawn to there conversations and interests more than being attracted to other men’s behavior and conversations.

“Don’t be such a bird brain, you’re excluding all the men.”

Bird Brain by Patrick the Starfish001 July 11, 2021

Socialism 

When you can't do something yourself because the system wasn't designed for independence and you either have to talk to someone or more people aligned on the solution or ignore the problem and hope it goes away.

Socialism is when I couldn't answer all the test answers correctly without speaking to the lecturer.
Socialism is when I couldn't run the build my programming application without speaking to the lead developer
Socialism is when I couldn't renew my vehicle license without going to the licensing authority

Socialism is when I couldn't renew my passport without going to an agency or home affairs.
Socialism is when I could query my bank account transactions without calling someone at the bank.

Socialism by Patrick the Starfish001 June 23, 2021

Shituation 

A place one finds themselves surrounded by shit people, shit living conditions, shit environment, shit offices, shit public services and shit conversations.

The shituation was not great just before and after covid-19 started.

Shituation by Patrick the Starfish001 June 21, 2021

Botnet 

A group of non malicious artificial intelligence computers which are assigned Identification numbers and allocated a standardized list of consumer denominated attributes which would equate to perfect financial citizens from a global aggregated viewpoint.

In the botnet each computer receives a bank account, employer and tasks which would otherwise be allocated to human users to stem unemployment and over population flows into public and private space thus not upsetting the balance of the workforce and the offspring of future generations.

Botnet by Patrick the Starfish001 June 13, 2021