Patrick the Starfish001's definitions

Unexpecting Mothers

A parking space that doesn’t exist.

Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?

by Patrick the Starfish001 March 24, 2023

Mob Horror

Mob Horror is a sub genre of preexisting horror film characters in aggreagte.

Did you see those 50 to 100 ghost face charaters stab 5000 civilians to death in that pubic mob horror short fim? Me neither

by Patrick the Starfish001 February 16, 2023

Shituation

A place one finds themselves surrounded by shit people, shit living conditions, shit environment, shit offices, shit public services and shit conversations.

The shituation was not great just before and after covid-19 started.

by Patrick the Starfish001 June 21, 2021

Socialism

When you can't do something yourself because the system wasn't designed for independence and you either have to talk to someone or more people aligned on the solution or ignore the problem and hope it goes away.

Socialism is when I couldn't answer all the test answers correctly without speaking to the lecturer.
Socialism is when I couldn't run the build my programming application without speaking to the lead developer
Socialism is when I couldn't renew my vehicle license without going to the licensing authority

Socialism is when I couldn't renew my passport without going to an agency or home affairs.
Socialism is when I could query my bank account transactions without calling someone at the bank.

by Patrick the Starfish001 June 23, 2021

Bird Brain

When a man always has women on his mind and is attracted and drawn to there conversations and interests more than being attracted to other men’s behavior and conversations.

“Don’t be such a bird brain, you’re excluding all the men.”

by Patrick the Starfish001 July 11, 2021