another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...
by Patrick Bateman October 03, 2010
A word used to describe a poo which leaves no trace on the rectum. A poo which has such a clean exit from the anus that toilet roll is not necessary.
Jon: Just did a phantom, it was so awesome I didn't even need to wipe.
Or
Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.
Or
Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.
by Patrick Bateman October 14, 2011
by Patrick Bateman September 08, 2004
by Patrick Bateman June 03, 2003
This is when a guy (who has diaherra) puts cellophane over a girl's mouth. He then takes a crap in her mouth.
by Patrick Bateman May 25, 2004
The ph0xx is my roomate
by patrick bateman November 28, 2004