Patrick Bateman 's definitions

boiler

noun; a large protruding gut on a man.

"Look at the boiler on that guy, it's huge"

by patrick bateman November 28, 2004

battyboybrook

1) A batty boy from Birmingham who loves man cock.
2) Shit stabbing, donkey raping, dick riding whore

battyboybrook! get your cock outta that donkey!

by Patrick Bateman March 25, 2003

manjita

Single or available male, opposite of fanjita

The club was full of majita and fanjita

by Patrick Bateman June 3, 2003

phantom

A word used to describe a poo which leaves no trace on the rectum. A poo which has such a clean exit from the anus that toilet roll is not necessary.

Jon: Just did a phantom, it was so awesome I didn't even need to wipe.

Or

Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.

by Patrick Bateman October 14, 2011

ph0xx

The ph0xx is my roomate

The ph0xx lives in my house.

by patrick bateman November 28, 2004

Craven Morehead

Actually Craven Morehead III, the Groton/Harvard educated heir to a vast New York real estate fortune.
Craven was admonished by his headmaster for engaging in homosexual activity whilst at boarding school.
He can usually be found at the New York Yacht Club.

Craven Morehead, hello good fellow. I believe I buggered you at Groton.

by Patrick Bateman October 4, 2003