Patrick's definitions
by patrick June 19, 2005

by Patrick January 27, 2004

by Patrick February 22, 2005

To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face.
by Patrick February 12, 2003

An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.
by Patrick May 7, 2005

by Patrick March 2, 2005
