Patrick's definitions

jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by Patrick April 23, 2008

hall pass

term used for someone so good looking, your significant other can't keep you from them; a free pass; usually used for celebrities

Angelina Jolie is so hot that if I had the chance to meet her, my wife will give me a hall pass

by Patrick November 7, 2007

fag bot

A cybornitic robot sent from the future to change the life of one lucky man.

Sometimes FAG BOT 9000 and I do it in the kitchen.

by Patrick April 14, 2007

flow

hockey hair basically

check out the flow on that kid dangling.

by Patrick January 27, 2007

sheers

a drinking game where you have some hedge clippers and you throw them in the air and if they get stuck in the ground you do not have to drink, they they do not get stuck you do have to drink
NOTE: must be pre drunk to play or else it is a ridiculous game.

HAHA u suck now u gotta drink
well lets see what u can do JERK
YES im good now i dont gotta drink... but ima drink ne ways cause its fun:) SHEERS like cheers but with the SH

by Patrick August 2, 2006

bigarette

blood term for cigarette

yo, can i bum a bigarette?

by Patrick May 22, 2006

boi

A young, flaming gay male; bitch.

My boi would never wear anything that didn't have glitter or sequins on it

by patrick June 19, 2005