Path's definitions

EmoBook

The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.

"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."

by Path June 1, 2006

bit up

A person, place, or thing, that is run down, worn out, or not up to the standards of the person uttering the phrase.

Man, that car is bit up, it looks like it was in a drive-by from all the rust holes in the door.

by Path January 3, 2006

Jamba Embargo

When someone decides they've had enough of Jamba Juice and their refreshing drinks.

Miguel decided enough was enough, he was either going to shave or break his Jamba Embargo and get something refreshing.

by Path March 23, 2007

bummrt

A really bad event. Sort of like a bummer, only spelled properly.

"I heard Steve-Dave broke his ankle shooting hoops, maybe he was just unlucky. bummrt."

by Path January 3, 2006

cunt ripper

Someone who is either very proficient at sex or very rough. Also could mean an alpha male or loser jock.

Man, steve's a fucking cunt ripper.

by Path March 10, 2004

cockslammer

a rube, street dweller, guttersnipe.

Ross is such a cockslammer sometimes, he needs a fucking job.

by Path March 23, 2004

Sleep smile

A state of being when a person is semi-awake, yet their eyes are closed with a smile on their face. Usually accompanied by the subject claiming they aren't sleeping. Likely a result of self-imposed unnecessary sleep deprivation.

Miguel decided he would rather sleep smile and complain about the TV being boring instead of retiring to his room and going to bed.

by Path March 23, 2007