Dal: that was a proper sort you was with last night mate. Did you get any action?
Bazza: phwoarrr mate! No sooner had we got back from the boozer than she was noshing on my chopper and playing with my wheels.
Bazza: phwoarrr mate! No sooner had we got back from the boozer than she was noshing on my chopper and playing with my wheels.
by Pat the builder February 24, 2021
Get the Wheelsmug. As in Mr Kipling, purveyor of fine cake(s). Cake being slang for money, specifically cash. The term Kipling is commonly used when communicating with business associates via text or telecon, notably to conceal the fact that certain works may be paid via cash as opposed to putting "through the books".
Bazza: Dal, I've finished clearing the scran off the roof tiles with the cherry picker.
Dal: Good boy, I'll see you at the weekend with the kipling.
Dal: Good boy, I'll see you at the weekend with the kipling.
by Pat the builder April 26, 2020
Get the Kiplingmug. A word which can be used as a substitute for any other word when wishing not to reveal the exact nature of a conversation with an associate. Typically when the mrs is within earshot or referring to a product or contraband substance via text.
Dal: Oi Bazza, I've got the magindal in the back of the limo. Can you meet me at Grove in an hour?
Bazza: you know that groom.
Bazza: you know that groom.
by Pat the builder November 05, 2019
Get the magindalmug. Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.
Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020
Get the Magic Carpetmug. Codename for red/agricultural diesel, commonly used when referring to refueling a vehicle required by law to run only on clear diesel/DERV.
Dal: "Pat, can you fill the magic carpet with squirt mate. I've just finished a squirrel and I need to clean up some swarf before I collect the kipling"
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020
Get the Squirtmug. Dal: "oi Pat how did you get on with that Doris last night?"
Pat: "fucking hell mate she was a real go-er son. I even went up the ol durgo"
Dal: " you know that mate"
Pat: "fucking hell mate she was a real go-er son. I even went up the ol durgo"
Dal: " you know that mate"
by Pat the builder February 25, 2018
Get the durgomug. Big Pat: Dal, I heard you had a date with the barmaid from the Dog and Duck last night.
Dal: Phwoaarrr I had my work cut out there mate. All she wanted was chopper.
Big Pat: I hope you obliged?
Dal: Mate I even stuffed it in her litter tray.
Big Pat: Good boy.
Dal: Phwoaarrr I had my work cut out there mate. All she wanted was chopper.
Big Pat: I hope you obliged?
Dal: Mate I even stuffed it in her litter tray.
Big Pat: Good boy.
by Pat the builder November 04, 2019
Get the litter traymug.