Pat 's definitions

half past two

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.

Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."

by Pat June 18, 2006

Ferien

animal abuser

dont leave your dog with him, he's a ferien you know.

by Pat October 9, 2003

All Show No Go

Phrase to identify what ricers do.

That Civic EX is all show no go

by pat August 10, 2003

kood

A kood is a koda


-wtf

I called out 'hi kood'. Koda looked back at me saying 'hlo'

by Pat November 11, 2004

ebonics

Collectively, a set of idiolects used to communicate in a culturally-accepted and unique way. Common in large, sub-urban areas, and used primarily between individuals in an informal environment. Also used as a way of indentifying with stereotypes surrounding dark-skinned individuals (see african americans). Related but distinctively seperate from english or engrish. Another aspect of multiculturalism.

Ebonics: Wats good?
English: How are you?
Ebonics: Holla Back!
English: Get back to me later.
Ebonics: Fall Back.
English: Just get off of my back, please.
Ebonics: On some true.
English: Seriously.
(taken from alternate definition)

by Pat November 22, 2003

MGCL, (N.)

abbreviation for Mother Goose-Compulsive liar, some one that just tells rediculous bullshit stories that are not true. Some of the most notorious People known for this syndrome include Chris Wrin and George Paul Sheppler.

Pat:Yo Wrin just said he banged this chick in his car.
Dave:He did not, what an MGCl

by Pat March 14, 2004

Sarverometry

A world-wide math technique used by the most profound business men alive. To convert your numbers into Sarverometry numbers, simply divide the number by 2 and then multiply the product by 10.5 then add two zeros on the end and there you have it. Simply put - (X/2)(10.5)+(p00)

The government says I make $2,000 a year but since I coverted to Sarverometry I now made well over a million.

by Pat February 12, 2005