128 definitions by Pat

westonandjordan

dumbasses that don't like urbandictionary. weston has nuts and jizz sandwiches everyday.

weston: kiss me pat
pat: eww you emo get away
Jordan: i am emo too

by Pat February 24, 2005

wanko

like a smoko where a short break was given for a smoke, but instead of smoking one masturbates

Yes! that was the bell for break, time for my wanko.

by Pat November 12, 2004

Ferien

animal abuser

dont leave your dog with him, he's a ferien you know.

by Pat October 9, 2003

nienstedt

a girl who hooks up with 4 different people in one night and reaches a different base with each person(kinda like hitting a cycle in baseball)

All she needs is a single in order to complete the nienstedt

by Pat October 5, 2004

badass

kendall knows whos the biggest badass of them all

plang is a bad asssssss

by Pat March 15, 2005

Legz Diamond

A word used to basically describe anything, and can be positive, or negative. The "Diamond" is often left out

You're so legz

That's so legz

Let's have legz

Welcome to legz

I work at Legz Diamond

by Pat November 28, 2004

pussy passage

a passage in which the penis has to pass before the penitration phase begins

anthony and his girlfriend(currently his mom)has to go through before he pre-maturely sperminated in her eye (i always wondered why she had that twitch)

by Pat December 4, 2004