Pat's definitions

road rules

a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.

Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules.

by pat July 13, 2003

Oof

Response to a comment that throws you off guard and you are unable to respond to immediately because of shock of imagery.

Pretty Girl: “Imma ‘bout to jump in the shower! Wish you were joining me”
Me:”Oof! Hell ya that’d be cool!”

by Pat September 17, 2020

toasterhead

The best band in the world---the one from buffalo MN

Pat, Smude, Barry, Reese, Jared, and Ryan, are in Toasterhead

by Pat December 30, 2003

Proper Fucked

To be formally and officially fucked.

What Pat is on this test.

Bush proper fucked the States.

That u-haul just proper fucked that guy on his bike.

After missing his shot in the brick champion ships, Billy got proper fucked.

The legal system proper fucks minorites.

Rossy O'Donald proper fucked that snack bar.

The Romans proper fucked Jesus.

Iraq.

by Pat November 20, 2004

noost

A sexual secretion from the penis

Dude, I just noosted all over your mom.

by Pat February 18, 2003

Waddere

1. Someone who likes to touch penis
2. A pedophile
3. Someone who has an internet girlfriend

1. "Man.. that guy is such a Waddere"
3. "Man.. can't he get any.. he's a Waddere!!"

by Pat July 5, 2004

gnar-gnar

Incredibly awesome, excessively good

Derived from the term "gnarly"

Whoa, did you see him hit the tranny with a 720 nose grind, it was gnar-gnar

by Pat February 18, 2003