townie

The knobs who not so much as walk down the street, but like to sway, probably coz the size of their brains give them the wrong co-ordinates of which way to walk.
They like to go to the skateparks in groups of 10 or more wearing their crappy "Burberry" caps, most of them will be on bikes, so as to make a quick getaway.

What do ya call a townie with half a brain?.....Gifted

by Parker September 09, 2003

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beluga

Beluga is often used to descride someone that is festively plump. It was originally said to confuse someone. This was the ultimate diss.

"Oh My God!! Look at the Beluga Whale. What a Fat Bitch!!"

by Parker October 17, 2003

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fuckdick

a) someone that is dumb enough to be an asstard and exhibits qualities of an asshole like nature.

1)When one of your roomates drinks the last beer in the fridge, and chugs it in front of you, laughing diabolically, while (he/she)finishes with a beltch
2)When you are driving and someone pulls out in front of you, causing you to slam on the brakes and blow the horn, as well as possibly causing you to exert excess energy to raise you third phalange (your middle, or "fuck-you" finger)

In both instances you think "fuck, what an asstard...this dick needs to fuck off," thus making the asstard a "fuck dick"

by parker December 29, 2003

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matkojebca

Matkojebca is a polish word, similar to the motherfucker in english. Isn't very popular, but exists.

Wypierdalaj zjebany matkojebco.
Ale z niego matkojebca.

by Parker March 07, 2004

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melon head

gemma from 9f who hates gingers and shakes her head when she talks like gale platt from corrie.says things like"fuck off you fuckin ginger knob end before i friggin kick ya in ya nuts you bloody friggin frig fuckin frig face ...............twat

go on melon , use parkers head like a football

by parker February 22, 2005

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