dreamember 

{dree-MEM-ber}

v.

While in a dream, comfortably remembering something as having happened at an earlier point in your life, possibly many times, only to realize upon waking up that this dream was actually the first time you ever thought of it.

"I thought I was having that recurring dream where I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend Rhonda again, but when I woke up I realized I never dated a Rhonda or even dreamt about her before! I just dreamembered the whole thing!"

"I dreamembered the secret room at the top of the stairs from my childhood, and wondered why I hadn't gone in there for so many years."

dreamember by Paraprax October 25, 2012

Dreamembery 

An individual's capacity for remembering their dreams.

"You were mumbling in your sleep all night. What's up?"
"I dunno, my dreamembery is not so hot..."

"...and then the alien came out of my eyeball and gave me a bowl of chicken-soup!"
"Those are some pretty crazy details!"
"Yeah, I've got a pretty good dreamembery."

Dreamembery by Jeanyis October 20, 2007

demember 

To forget someone. To lose memory of someone.

To cut someone's dick off.

Jeffery:"Joe, I demember you."

Joe:"JESUS, NO."
Jeffery.""Relax, I have demementia. Now where are the bush cutters?"

demember by WordstyWordling August 19, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008