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Definitions by Panic! At the references!

Wifi-coldspot 

It's basically the opposite of a wifi hotspot, but it's not like your living without wifi or your in Amish country. Once you try to load a video or anything somewhat important it buffers than works than buffers than works and on and on and Starbucks is too far away.
"Dang this is a Wifi-coldspot!!"
A really white teenager that loves Starbucks. She will got at least twice a week. She wears really expensive clothes and looks pretty okay. She's popular but yiu wouldn't think she is.
"Is that Amber again at the mall?!"

"Amber slays!"
Amber by Panic! At the references! October 25, 2016
When you were in the middle of something really important whether it be a paper, video, text, even a book and the wifi goes out. It's that little cry that comes out when it goes out and it's terrifying because you don't want to call any of the wifi guys, go to Starbucks to steal wifi or wait it out and pray that it comes back.
"Omg the wifi went out!!!-wificry--"
A really hot teenage boy that gets Starbucks often and is a really nice person. His name is short for Michael or Mike but he's too cool of that. He understands everyone and can stand up for anyone. He wears popular clothes and smells like expensive cologne.
"Wow I wish Mikey was my bae!!"
"How'd you end up with that amazing guy, Mikey!?"
Mikey by Panic! At the references! October 25, 2016

Internet trash 

When you rather have the internet than your friends. You have a Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Wattpad, and even MySpace account! You get a billion notifications because of subscription box or because you need to do something! You read, watch videos, blog, play games, chat, email, listen to music and ignore all outside life like most people that are reading are! lol! It's okay because most people are internet trash!
"Omg!! Aren't we all internet trash?!"
A store where all Apple product user have to download amazing music, cool tv shows, movies and audiobooks. Most people are only on there when they have iTunes gift cards. Anyone that's in to music could easily spend $1000000. It's addictive.
"iTunes is the only place I get music !"