originates from the character "gonzo" with a long nose and big round eyes... it's when a guy puts his two balls on someone's face; one over each eye, and puts his penis on their nose, therefore making the victim look like gonzo
by panda March 30, 2005
Get the gonzoedmug. Completely useless individual; absolutely no redeeming qualities, and seemingly put on this earth to infuriate everyone around them with their unspeakable uselessness.
by Panda January 16, 2005
Get the eggmug. by Panda December 16, 2004
Get the Kaldarismug. by panda September 21, 2003
Get the All American Rejectsmug. A boy who has a heart of gold and never truly realizes it. He is kind, very intelligent and handsome in a special way. He is very appreciated and loved. He deserves it all. Born cuteass. 🥺
by Panda February 1, 2020
Get the Mateomug. "Fuckin' hell mate, did you see the end of the cricket last night? Dead set fuckin' ball-tearer it was."
by Panda January 17, 2005
Get the ball-tearermug. Horribly disfigured seal. Likes to sit on rocks while holding his green bucket. Will take your rock when you are not looking. Often called 'Mr. steal your rock'. Eduardo's are not musically inclined. They try to overcome their tone deafness but all they do is release shitty music. Lives with his mother, who bathes him and clothes him. She usually dresses him in her tights or leggings, and makes his muffin top more predominant than usual. They usually refuse to let go of their crappy vehicles, often attempting to patch things temporarily before they break again.
WTF is that?! Its just Eduardo's car.
Police officer: Looks like the victims crashed their vehicle while listening to Eduardo's music. I heard its so bad it makes you want to kill yourself.
Police officer: Looks like the victims crashed their vehicle while listening to Eduardo's music. I heard its so bad it makes you want to kill yourself.
by panda August 31, 2017
Get the Eduardomug.