Panchoman Jr.'s definitions

Cuntilla

A contraction of the words "cunt” and "Godzilla".

It refers to a lady who has a very "demanding" genital area.

The lady I hooked up with last night was a real cuntilla, and of course I did my best to satisfy her.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

cheesepie

What you might say to your Buddy when you tell him that you went down on your woman the night before.

I just love doing the cheesepie thing with my lady.

by Panchoman Jr. November 16, 2006

Snow Man

Simply, what kids (and adults) like to make after a good wet snowfall. Generally involves rolling snowball's until they get quite large, then stacking them one on top of the other - big one on the bottom (legs), middle size in the middle (midriff), and small one on top (head). Also usually includes other items to make them look more real. Normally is spelled as one word, snowman.

The kids and I went out today to build a snow man

by Panchoman Jr. November 17, 2006

Poonstache

Sinse “poontang” is a common slang reference for women of a certain bent, “poonstache” refers to a man's stable of women that are always available to take care of him.

My current roommate has an expansive list of “poonstache” that are always available to him for any reason that he desires.

by Panchoman Jr. November 22, 2006

yum stains

Leftover (an unfortunate waste...) male or female sexual excretions that falls on his/her clothing.

After being with Karen last night, I had Yum stains on my pants.

by Panchoman Jr. October 24, 2006

barenuded

This is a word that was coined by my daughter when she was quite little. After her bath and after she was dried off, she would run out into the living room or wherever shouting that she was "barenuded”.

Daddy, Daddy, look at me, I am barenuded.

by Panchoman Jr. January 14, 2008

pie taster

Generally regarded as a man, although some women also enjoy it as well, who takes pride, and gets tremendous enjoyment out of orally satisfying his woman. A truly good "pie taster" has an amazing ability with his tongue, lips, and yes, even his nose, to always satisfy a woman. To the "pie taster", the sweet taste and fragrance is only beat by the woman's reaction - physically and orally (as in moaning and groaning). Pure pleasure for both people, if done properly. A true "pie taster" causes his woman and himself as well to lose track of time - the only time limit is her ability to continue...

A true "pie taster" always dreams of a true cherry pie. Regardless of that fact or dream, he is always ready to enjoy any kind of pie - except maybe a “cowpie”, but you never know about that either.

by Panchoman Jr. January 28, 2007