This is an acronym, usually capitalized which means a "Certified F**k Monster. It can be a man, but usually refers to a woman. This is a classy woman that takes great pride in her sexual wants, needs, and capabilities. Generally, she is not promiscuous. She is always up for everything and anything at anytime.
My girlfriend is a true CFM. I could not ask for anything more. She is tireless and limitless, whenever we are together. On top of all that she is very beautiful and classy.
by Panchoman Jr. June 30, 2007

This refers to a woman whose obsession is giving oral sex to a man. Every man's dream of a woman giving them a blow job, and doing a very very good job of it.
by Panchoman Jr. November 09, 2006

A term of endearmart that I often use in a playful way when my lady and I are having anal/doggie style sex in my swimming pool
by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

What one fraternity brother might say to another fraternity brother about his date last night. Since "wang” is a common term when referring to your penis, "wanged” is what you did to your lady last night.
by Panchoman Jr. November 14, 2006

Since "ball"ing is a common slang term for having sex, it means simply having sex outside in the snow.
My lady and I had a snowball last night. I don't know if it was the chill on the backside (initially shocking, but extremely erotic for some reason), or being outdoors under the moonlight that made us so excited.
by Panchoman Jr. November 17, 2006

He planned to golf in the morning, but instead his dominatrix said he had to stay home because she was in the mood to flog him
by Panchoman Jr. November 07, 2006
