The ideal car for being thrown by Superman during a fight. Its sharp edges deal extra damage against opponents, and it will most likely explode on impact due to its poor design.
Superman desperately scanned the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life. A wave of incredible relief washed over him as he recognized the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.
by Palm Knee May 22, 2025
The type of person who would buy a self-driving car, bring it to a race, and get mad about being disqualified.
"Geniuses are never appreciated in their own time. One day, they'll see." said the AI artist as he waited for his anime waifu to generate.
by Palm Knee March 20, 2025
Pomni: My iconic unicorn horn is picking up a soviet signal!
Jax: I'm going to kill you for no reason.
Pomni: Well, it's possible.
Jax: I'm going to kill you for no reason.
Pomni: Well, it's possible.
by Palm Knee December 22, 2024
The musical equivalent of a character in a movie stepping onscreen and immediately announcing the name of the actor who plays them.
Movie character: CHRIS PRATT!!!
Viewer 1: Why did he just yell "Chris Pratt"?
Viewer 2: It's his new voice tag.
Viewer 1: Why did he just yell "Chris Pratt"?
Viewer 2: It's his new voice tag.
by Palm Knee May 06, 2025
Opposite of "The Elephant in the Room."
Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).
Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).
Guy 1: Have you seen the new (insert movie here)?
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.
by Palm Knee June 07, 2025