Definitions by Palm Knee

Jordan Peterson 

I don't think this is knowable.

Joe Rogan: Jordan, did you shit in the sink?
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.

Jordan Peterson by Palm Knee July 1, 2025

The ant in the woods 

Opposite of "The Elephant in the Room."

Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).

Guy 1: Have you seen the new (insert movie here)?
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.

The ant in the woods by Palm Knee June 7, 2025

Cybertruck 

The ideal car for being thrown by Superman during a fight. Its sharp edges deal extra damage against opponents, and it will most likely explode on impact due to its poor design.

Superman desperately scanned the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life. A wave of incredible relief washed over him as he recognized the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

Cybertruck by Palm Knee May 21, 2025

voice tag 

The musical equivalent of a character in a movie stepping onscreen and immediately announcing the name of the actor who plays them.

Movie character: CHRIS PRATT!!!
Viewer 1: Why did he just yell "Chris Pratt"?
Viewer 2: It's his new voice tag.

voice tag by Palm Knee May 5, 2025

AI artist 

The type of person who would buy a self-driving car, bring it to a race, and get mad about being disqualified.

"Geniuses are never appreciated in their own time. One day, they'll see." said the AI artist as he waited for his anime waifu to generate.

AI artist by Palm Knee March 20, 2025

Well, it's possible. 

Pomni's totally real iconic catchphrase in The Amazing Digital Circus.

Pomni: My iconic unicorn horn is picking up a soviet signal!
Jax: I'm going to kill you for no reason.
Pomni: Well, it's possible.

Well, it's possible. by Palm Knee December 22, 2024