Person in the dinner queue: ‘Hi can I get potatoes please?’
Heather: ‘Yes dear, your skin colour reminds me so much of my kids - they’re mixed-race you know.’
Heather: ‘Yes dear, your skin colour reminds me so much of my kids - they’re mixed-race you know.’
by Pain au chocolat March 13, 2021
by Pain au chocolat March 13, 2021
I love guys with P.A.C.s because they really know how to use their hands
The taller the guy, the more likely he is to have a P.A.C.
The taller the guy, the more likely he is to have a P.A.C.
by Pain au chocolat March 13, 2021
A very funny boy who has a very kind heart and never fails to make anyone laugh, who is also a choupi by heart, cares for people around him but oh he has a dark evil twist side which is villain and he can probably push you off the eiffle tower at midnight, and wouldn’t be even sorry. Be careful, he has a tendency to annoy people but is genuine A cutie from the heart! Oh and he is a total Parisian boy who’s heart lies in paris and chocolatines. Be careful, he can attack you with baguettes.
by Pain au chocolat November 23, 2021
A kid whose parent give them an iPad the moment they exit their mum’s pussy. 10 years later their parents wonder why their kid is a kindergarten dropout with no friends whose only exercise is tapping a screen.
We shall never raise an iPad kid
Lefty :Why the fuck is that kid playing a game out loud on their iPad in this restaurant while screaming?
Righty: Because he’s an iPad kid
Lefty:Does little Johnny realise his finger has been up his nose for the past 2 hours while he plays on his iPad with the other hand ?
Righty: I mean no because he’s an IPad kid
Lefty :Why the fuck is that kid playing a game out loud on their iPad in this restaurant while screaming?
Righty: Because he’s an iPad kid
Lefty:Does little Johnny realise his finger has been up his nose for the past 2 hours while he plays on his iPad with the other hand ?
Righty: I mean no because he’s an IPad kid
by Pain au chocolat March 13, 2021