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Definitions by Paddy O'Mally

Zombie Clown 

the two scariest things ever conceived by man. Zombies, and Clowns.

If a zombie outbreak occured at a circus, you'd be fucked. You'd have to deal with a Zombie Clown. Or Worse; Zombie CLOWNS.
Grab Collar Punch Face, a phrase that can get you out of any situation. Or make the one you're in worse.

Simply , you grab the person who's giving you trouble by the collar, punch that sunbitch in the face, and run.

OR

If people are chasing you, Start running, while your running grab someone by the collar and punch them in the face, thus plopping them senselessly on the ground making an obstacle for the people chasing you.
to be used when someone is talking shit and they need to be silenced. Or when you're fleeing for your life.
"This guy owed Jim money and wouldn't pay up, so Jim went to that motherfuckers house and GCPF'd him right in front of all his kids and his wife, took the money and dipped".
GCPF by Paddy O'Mally May 25, 2008
The Game client that distributes games such as Half Life 2, Counter-Strike Source, Team Fortress 2.
Steam is actually a man named Steve who lives far away in the mountains in a little cabin. He controls the steam program but he's fucking retarded thus why steam crashes so damn often. Every now and then , his but buddy, Val( Valve) comes and gives him new programs, but he's so stupid he can't really operate new programs without crashing. So he passes out all the time trying to get these programs to work. Thats why steam is a piece of shit program.
Steam by Paddy O'Mally May 17, 2008

Studioforce 

A nickname dubbed on Dragonforce, due to the fact that they can only play their songs semi-decently in the studio and not live.
guy 1:"Hey Man, Did you hear The New drago- I mean, Studioforce album?"
guy2: "Yeah Man, it sounds EXACTLY the same like the last one did, i can't even tell the difference between the two! thats 20 bucks well spent!"
Studioforce by Paddy O'Mally May 17, 2008
A "Bad Vagina". It Consists of Amazon Furs, Swamp Slops, Grizzly Teeth, Granny Sags. There is such a thing as a bad vagina.
guy 1:"Dude theres no such thing as a bad vagina! any vagina is good vagina!"
guy 2:"Yes there is, its called a bagina. Its a wet, sloppy, saggy, jungle hairy vagina. On odd occasions, it even has teeth."
Guy 1: "...Oh."
bagina by Paddy O'Mally May 17, 2008

Pro Homo 

The complete Opposite of "No Homo"
A) When someone or yourself says something gay and you meant to say it

or

B) someone says something gay and you make fun of it
A) I fucking hate pool, i'm no good at getting my balls in holes! Response : Pro Homo.

B) I sucked for days on a lollypop to get the creamy center.
Dude 1: "Pro Homo"
Pro Homo by Paddy O'Mally May 16, 2008
An Acronym for "If Shit Happens"
".I.S.H We still have plan B"
I.S.H by Paddy O'Mally May 15, 2008