Paddy B's definitions
(Pronounced Mad-Cras-bee)
The combination of the words Madcret, Mascras and Warpy.
1.To be used as a term of endearment when a person pulls off an impressive feat.
2. An incredible insult. Combining all the insulting aspects of warpy, mascras, and madcret, can leave one emotionally devasted.
The combination of the words Madcret, Mascras and Warpy.
1.To be used as a term of endearment when a person pulls off an impressive feat.
2. An incredible insult. Combining all the insulting aspects of warpy, mascras, and madcret, can leave one emotionally devasted.
1.
Pat: DUDE! How did you pull of that math problem thats madcrasby!
Dude: Im the madcrasbiest dude you know *winks*
2.
Homolord: I'm the best ever, everyone watch me do something!!
*Homolord fails at the something*
Pat: Omg, what a madcrasby.
Beatrice: Darn Tooting!
Pat: DUDE! How did you pull of that math problem thats madcrasby!
Dude: Im the madcrasbiest dude you know *winks*
2.
Homolord: I'm the best ever, everyone watch me do something!!
*Homolord fails at the something*
Pat: Omg, what a madcrasby.
Beatrice: Darn Tooting!
by Paddy B May 1, 2009

(Pronounced wahrb-ee)Someone that is uncoordinated or lacks skill in a particular sport or activity. Also, if someone is unable to see the obvious it is common courtesy to label them as a warpy.
Pat: Hey Tim ya fricken warpy, how did you drop that catch?!
Tim: The friggen sun was in my eyes!
Pat: Excuses Excuses...
Tim: The friggen sun was in my eyes!
Pat: Excuses Excuses...
by Paddy B May 14, 2008

To laugh in Laura-esque style. Generally performed in online encounters. Some would suggest the laugh is sarcastic, however critics suggest it is used as a deterrent to un-intelligent beings.
It is widely accepted as being Laura's signature laugh and to perform it without permission is unwise.
To make the noise one must whisper the "kiki" really quickly.
Rumours have it that it has Japanese origins.
It is widely accepted as being Laura's signature laugh and to perform it without permission is unwise.
To make the noise one must whisper the "kiki" really quickly.
Rumours have it that it has Japanese origins.
Person: Hello
Laura: kikikikikiki
Person: What's that mean?
Laura: It's my laugh!
Person: I don't get it...
Laura: You whisper it really quick.
Person: ... Ok moving right along...
Laura: kikikikikiki
Person: What's that mean?
Laura: It's my laugh!
Person: I don't get it...
Laura: You whisper it really quick.
Person: ... Ok moving right along...
by Paddy B August 4, 2009

(Pronounced Mad-Cret)
Abbreviation for Mad Cretin.
See Cretin. A Madcret is one who goes above and beyond the status of cretin. To be madcret you must excel in aspects of cretiness; stupidness, foolishness and dumbness.
Abbreviation for Mad Cretin.
See Cretin. A Madcret is one who goes above and beyond the status of cretin. To be madcret you must excel in aspects of cretiness; stupidness, foolishness and dumbness.
Pat: Hey fella, what's going on?
fella: Nothing...
Pat: How did you get that bruise?
fella: Uhmm, fell down the stairs...
Pat: At your house?
fella: Yes...
Pat: You don't have stairs at your house, you have one step!
fella: So!?
Pat: Bahahah you madcret, only someone so stupid, foolish and dumb could pull off something like that.
fella: Nothing...
Pat: How did you get that bruise?
fella: Uhmm, fell down the stairs...
Pat: At your house?
fella: Yes...
Pat: You don't have stairs at your house, you have one step!
fella: So!?
Pat: Bahahah you madcret, only someone so stupid, foolish and dumb could pull off something like that.
by Paddy B April 29, 2009

(Pronounced Mass-Cras)
Mascras literally means Mass Crazy. When havoc can't be used to describe the insanity of a situation, Mascras is needed.
Mascras is also sarcsam backwards, which is a sarcasm spelt incorrecty! Of course if sarcasm was to be used in reverse the world would be mascras!
Mascras literally means Mass Crazy. When havoc can't be used to describe the insanity of a situation, Mascras is needed.
Mascras is also sarcsam backwards, which is a sarcasm spelt incorrecty! Of course if sarcasm was to be used in reverse the world would be mascras!
Pat: Wow, those fireworks are off the hook!
Laura: What is a firework?
Pat: Fireworks are the fricken mascras!!
Laura: What the hell is mascras?
Pat: Fireworks!
Laura: ........
Laura: What is a firework?
Pat: Fireworks are the fricken mascras!!
Laura: What the hell is mascras?
Pat: Fireworks!
Laura: ........
by Paddy B April 24, 2009

(pronounced wharp-ee) One who is clumsy, unco-ordinated or is unable to see the obvious. A warpy will more often than not drop things, lose things and forget things.
Pat: Oh My Goodness!!! That was an incredibly easy catch, how did you drop it?!!!
Tim: The fricken' sun was in my eyes!
Pat: Whatever warpy!
Tim: The fricken' sun was in my eyes!
Pat: Whatever warpy!
by Paddy B May 20, 2008

(Pronounced wahrb-ee)Someone that is uncoordinated or lacks skill in a particular sport or activity. Also, if someone is unable to see the obvious it is common courtesy to label them as a warpy.
Pat: Hey Tim ya fricken warpy, how did you drop that catch?!
Tim: The damned sun was in my eyes!
Pat: Excuses Excuses...
Tim: The damned sun was in my eyes!
Pat: Excuses Excuses...
by Paddy B May 13, 2008
