kikikikikiki

To laugh in Laura-esque style. Generally performed in online encounters. Some would suggest the laugh is sarcastic, however critics suggest it is used as a deterrent to un-intelligent beings.

It is widely accepted as being Laura's signature laugh and to perform it without permission is unwise.

To make the noise one must whisper the "kiki" really quickly.

Rumours have it that it has Japanese origins.

Person: Hello

Laura: kikikikikiki

Person: What's that mean?

Laura: It's my laugh!

Person: I don't get it...

Laura: You whisper it really quick.

Person: ... Ok moving right along...

kikikikikiki by Paddy B August 4, 2009

jdsio bnm,ikikikikikikxuyjijkyg dyuksifuhlsuh ,kwayrgkmglkdfgkkkdslkdlkdgmsbn 

jdsio bnm,ikikikikikikxuyjijkyg dyuksifuhlsuh ,kwayrgkmglkdfgkkkdslkdlkdgmsbn means you broke your keyboard or "SMASHING YOUR KEYBOARD BEcAUSE YOU DIDNT WIN IN A 1V1 AGAINST A HEAVY IN TF2 AND YOURE MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!" also known as "I AM RAGING!!"

"hey i jdsio bnm,ikikikikikikxuyjijkyg dyuksifuhlsuh ,kwayrgkmglkdfgkkkdslkdlkdgmsbn today"
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jdsio bnm,ikikikikikikxuyjijkyg dyuksifuhlsuh ,kwayrgkmglkdfgkkkdslkdlkdgmsbn by MilkyMik July 1, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012