Paco's definitions

drunk dial

To make a regrettable late night phone call after drinking heavily. These calls are often made by guys to ex-girlfriends or someone they want to date. The result is often embarassment and self-loathing for being a)overly emotional, b)incoherent, or c)creepy

Yo, go take Ace's phone away from him before he starts drunk dialing again.

by Paco March 5, 2005

hair of the dog

An alcoholic beverage consumed as a hangover rememdy. The phrase comes from the expression "hair of the dog that bit you", meaning that the best cure for what ails you is to have some more of it. In ancient times it was literally used to say that if a dog were to bite you, putting the dog's hair into the wound would heal it. "Like cures like". This hangover remedy is not recommended because a) it leads to a bad habit of drinking during the day and b)it doesn't really work very well. Still, this method works about as well as most other hangover remedies.

Steve: Man, I'm really paying for all those keg stands I did last night.
Tony: Yeah, I'm hurting too. Hair of the dog?
Steve: Why not, man. We got a few beers left in the fridge.

by Paco February 26, 2005

33

Rolling Rock beer. The labels for Rolling Rock, brewed in Latrobe PA, all have a mysterious "33" printed on them. Two of the many theories are that it either stands for 1933 (the year Prohibition was repealed), or that it is there because there are 33 words in their slogan:
"From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe we tender this premium beer
for your enjoyment, as a tribute to your good taste. It comes from the mountain srings to you."
Whatever it means, it's a tasty beer!
33

Ray: What kind of beer did you pick up for the party?
Will: 33
Ray: I'll be there.

by Paco February 26, 2005

AWOL

1. Absent Without (Official) Leave. This is a term used by the military to describe the status of a soldier. It is now also used by civilians as a term to describe anyone who has taken off or is missing.

2. Alcohol Without Liquid. This is a machine which allows users to inhale vaporized alcohol mixed with oxygen through a tube instead of drinking an alcoholic beverage.

Did you hear about ODB? He's supposed to be in rehab, but he went AWOL.

by Paco February 25, 2005

Rister

Lee Shizzarp's little big sister

Rister came home and said hi to Lee

by Paco November 1, 2004

Charles Spears

A guy who is cool but says his website is better than Lee Shizzarp because he copies and pastes code to his site to make it look better.

Thay guy just Charles Speared me

by Paco October 30, 2004

blew up my spot

To try to make someone look stupid by breaking through a facad, lie, exaggeration, or distorted truth. Usually used when a guy or chick is trying to hype themselves up, and someone calls them on it.

Yo, that bitch tried to blow my spot!!

by Paco October 18, 2004