Zorgy

When the zookeeper lets all the animals out of their cages, and they all partake in a massive orgasim.

I've always wanted to be a zookeeper so I could cause a Zorgy.

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Melty Chocolate Bar

When a black person shoves a curling iron in their ass while they are taking a shit

Me and my friend Jamal both tried out the Melty Chocolate Bar together. It hurt like shit but it was worth it.

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When you have a foursome with two white people in the middle and a black person on each side.

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A monster that is made out of all of the semen you have ever ejaculated.

"Hey, honey, who is in the living room?"

"Sorry about him, its the cumster"

"SCRAT SCRUT GIVE ME YOUR NUT!"

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a man ejaculates inside of a woman while she is queefing

i gave my girl the jbl speaker pussy. the cum bounced like on a jbl speaker.

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When a woman queefs in a man’s ass and then the man farts in her vagina at the same time making an ultimate vibration.

i had pussy-ass gas leak with my stepsister and she queefed so loud that ass checks are still vibrating

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